"Desert Storms"
By: Solar
Disclaimer: I own Naruto, and Sasuke's my bitch…did I mention I'm a pathological liar?
(A/N This is just a story for Haley! A boring Sasuke/Gaara, I'll get around to writing and updating when I feel like it.)
Chapter 1
Sasuke ran back to the Hokage's office when he came back from his latest S-ranked mission. Sasuke was the Anbu captain right above the baka Naruto, who, after getting turned down by Sakura for the millionth time, was currently dating Lee. Sasuke shuddered at the thought. Naruto's new hobby was telling Sasuke all about his sex life, thinking he was bragging just cuz he thought Sasuke didn't have one.
But Sasuke did, just because he doesn't tell anyone about it, doesn't mean he doesn't have one. To tell you the truth, Sasuke normally slept with as many people as possible, boys and girls, because he wants to be good at everything. It's not like he was some wanton whore like Naruto, right? He just had lots of sex, and he was pretty damn good at it too.
So basically the only one he didn't sleep with, besides Naruto and Lee (too in love with each other) was Sakura, but that was just because he didn't want to put any silly idea of marriage or children in her little head. Sasuke shuddered again, 'Bas thoughts…' and knocked on the Hokage's door, brushing his now shoulder length hair out of his eyes.
"Come in" he heard the old hag say. Sasuke walked in, "You wanted to see me?" he asked. Tsunade nodded, "Yes, I have a new long-term mission for you… it's with… Sand country… they have a new Kazekage. And they don't exactly… trust him, so they asked me for a Anbu, strong enough to challenge him, of he gets… dangerous, and-"
"Who is it?" Sasuke interrupted. Tsunade ignored him and continued, slightly louder, "And since you're the only one to actually make him bleed, besides Naruto, but that was sheer dumb-"
"Gaara? What does he have to do with anything?" Sasuke interrupted again.
"SHEER DUMBLUCK!" Tsunade thundered. And then began again in her regular voice, "Gaara is the new Kazekage. They don't exactly trust him since Shukaku, but nonetheless, he knows the responsibilities of the Kazekage, and he's quite sufficient at his job. But still, I want you to 'watch' him."
Sasuke stared at her a minute, "You realize I tried to kill him?" She nodded, "And he tried to kill me?" she nodded again, "Does he know I'm coming?" finally she speaks.
"Yes but he's not aware of the circumstances. He thinks your there to protect against Orochimaru, as extra surveillance, which isn't exactly a lie, you'll do that too." Sasuke stared blankly for a minute, then nodded.
"Alright, but on two conditions."
"Figures."
"I can use whatever techniques I want to, whenever I want to, no interference, and Naruto is NOT Anbu captain when I'm gone, okay?"
"Fine." she sighed
"Good!" Sasuke smirked "When do I leave?"
A/N I realize this is completely of base to the show, but too bad! I'm writing this, so I can do what ever I want with it!