Hannah Montana – An IM Story

By Piano-Rox-101

Chapter 1 - Fun With Computers (thanks for the title Meg AKA dinolove453!)

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SmileyStewart Miley

Smokin'Oken Oliver

4'5BeachGod Jackson

SkaterStar Lily

ZombieDude Jake

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SmileyStewart has signed on.

Smokin'Oken – I'm bored.

SmileyStewart – What a nice way to greet someone.

Smokin'Oken – Whatever.

SkaterStar has signed on.

ZombieDude has signed on.

SkaterStar – Hi!

ZombieDude – Hi!

SkaterStar – Copycat.

ZombieDude – Whatever.

SmileyStewart – What's with guys and saying whatever?

Smokin'Oken – Whatever.

ZombieDude – Whatever.

(In unison.)

5'4BeachGod has signed on.

5'4BeachGod – I can't believe the only people on are my sister, two jerks, and a wanna-be tomboy.

SmileyStewart - rolls eyes

Smokin'Oken – Jerk?

ZombieDude – That's not nice.

SkaterStar – Wanna-be? Look who's talking.

SmileyStewart – Shouldn't you be working, Jackson?

5'4BeachGod – I'm using Cooper's laptop.

SmileyStewart – I thought you have your own.

5'4BeachGod – Battery died.

SmileyStewart – So did your brain. It tells you when you need to charge it!

ZombieDude has signed off.

SkaterStar – That was weird. Oliver, are you still there?

Smokin'Oken has gone idle.

ZombieDude has signed on.

ZombieDude – Cruddy computer…

Smokin'Oken is no longer idle.

Smokin'Oken – Wow, that's a record. Miley and Jackson stopped fighting before I came back from getting a snack!

5'4BeachGod – Haven't you ever heard of the phrase brb?

Smokin'Oken – I like to have you think I'm still there. Then you keep arguing.

SkaterStar – Grr, I have to go. My mom want's me to do laundry. Shiver.

SmileyStewart – Try doing laundry here.

SkaterStar is away.

SmileyStewart – I'm bored.

5'4BeachGod – I should care why?

SmileyStewart – Shut up.

5'4BeachGod – Watch your language!

SmileyStewart – Make me.

5'4BeachGod – Bite me. bares teeth

SmileyStewart – brb in like ten minutes, I gotta go bite Jackson…

5'4BeachGod – I was kidding, gosh.

SmileyStewart -

ZombieDude – New topic.

5'4BeachGod – Got any in mind, pretty boy?

Smokin'Oken – a;sdlfkjqwerig';

5'4BeachGod – What the heck?

SmileyStewart – He fell asleep on the keyboard. BRB

SmileyStewart has signed out.

5'4BeachGod - ………

ZombieDude – Idiot.

5'4BeachGod – Loser.

Smokin'Oken – Oliver's back!

5'4BeachGod – Who cares?

SmileyStewart has signed on.

SmileyStewart – Back!

5'4BeachGod – Why'd you have to sign out?

SmileyStewart – I was calling Oliver.

5'4BeachGod – We have wireless internet, idiot.

SmileyStewart – I'm using the downstairs computer.

5'4BeachGod – Why?

SmileyStewart – My laptop is being stupid. I need to get a new one, maybe with some Hannah money.

5'4BeachGod – Uh…

SmileyStewart – Oops.

SmileyStewart has signed off.

5'4BeachGod has signed off.

ZombieDude – I went to get some water, what'd I miss?

Smokin'Oken – Close the IM window.

ZombieDude – k…

Smokin'Oken – Hello again.

ZombieDude – what was the purpose of closing the window?

Smokin'Oken – Nothin…

5'4BeachGod has signed on.

SmileyStewart has signed on.

SmileyStewart – Jake, you swear you read nothing?

ZombieDude – yeah…

Smokin'Oken - ………

5'4BeachGod – What is …….. supposed to mean?

Smokin'Oken – It means I have nothing to say.

5'4BeachGod – You're weird.

Smokin'Oken – Gosh Jackson, I didn't know you talked to yourself.

SmileyStewart – ROFL

SkaterStar has returned from away.

ZombieDude – in creepy voice Lily has returned.

5'4BeachGod – Ya know, your screen name doesn't make sense. Don't you slay zombies?

ZombieDude – There was already a ZombieSlayer. Also, ZombieDude sounds so much cooler.

5'4BeachGod – Dummy.

SkaterStar – Hey, that's a song!

ZombieDude – Your's doesn't make sense either. Who ever said you were a beach god?

4'5BeachGod – Oken's is dumb too. It rhymes.

SmileyStewart – Would you two stop arguing about screen names?

4'5BeachGod – NO

ZombieDude – Nice try.

SmileyStewart – Fine, I'll leave then. Lily, want to come over?

SkaterStar – Sure. Lily in ten!

SkaterStar has signed off.

SmileyStewart has signed off.

Smokin'Oken - …….

4'5BeachGod – I wish you wouldn't do that.

ZombieDude - ……..

4'5BeachGod – Idiots.

Smokin'Oken – Look who's talking.

4'5BeachGod – BRB, my boss is coming. And he brought Rico with him!

4'5BeachGod is away.

Smokin'Oken – Hehehe.

ZombieDude – Who's Rico?

Smokin'Oken – Boss's kid.

ZombieDude – And the problem with him is…

Smokin'Oken – I don't think you want know. twitches

ZombieDude – Shoot, I g2g to rehearsal.

ZombieDude is away.

4'5BeachGod has returned from away.

4'5BeachGod – Coop needs his computer back, g2g!

4'5BeachGod has signed out.

Smokin'Oken – Whatever.

Smokin'Oken has signed out.

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A/N: I've been reading a whole bunch of stories like this, and they look like fun to write, so I wrote one (obviously.) This is just for fun, there really isn't much of a plot, I'm just being silly, taking a break from all my tear-filled stories. You can't yell at me for stealing any ideas, cause I'm betting you would have a lot more yelling to do. Your fingers will get sore. LOL

Piano-Rox-101 has signed out.