Disclaimer: I don't own either Love Hina or Oh my Goddess.

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'thoughts'

"Words"

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Naru was walking to the Hinata Su, ranting after a failed date with Keitaro.

"Stupid Pervert! Why can't he keep his hand to himself! I wish I never met him!"

Then she heard a dark chuckle. Naru then turned and saw a woman with markings on her face.

The woman then said, " Your wish... is granted."

Naru then awoke with a groan and a feeling of vertigo.

"That's the last time I'm letting any drink from Kitsune pass my lips..."

While shaking the mental cobwebs from her thoughts, she felt something was off. She couldn't quite place it. Until...

'Keitaro better not peek if he knows what's good for him. The pervert...'

She looked at the hole in the floor. Or rather, where the hole should be.

"What?" 'It's gone!'

As she quickly rushed to get ready, she noticed some other thing that were off in her room.

"I'm not in the Hinata Su... I have all my stuff, but I'm not in my room..." She trailed off as she was getting ready, only to be interrupted by a familiar drawl outside her door.

"Hey! Naru! Yah decent yet?"

Kitsune was surprised when Naru rushed out, with a furious look on her face.

"Why aren't we at the Hinata Su, Kitsune? Why is all my stuff here? Is this some kind of prank?"

"If it's a prank, honey, then it's one I have no hand in." Kitsune said, while trying to back away. "What's got your panties in a knot and what's this about the Hinata Su?"

"You know exactly what I'm talking about! The Hinata Su dormitory for Girls! I'll admit, moving all my things in one night is a odd prank to pull and-" Naru had said before Kitsune had said a question that made her stop mid-rant.

"Since when did the Hinata Su became a girl's dorm? It's a pretty successful inn. With a cute owner too. 'tis a shame that he's married." Kitsune sighed.

"W-what? What about our promise? Keitaro-baka got married to someone else. He couldn't have..."

"What promise are yah referring to?"

"The promise Keitaro and I made years ago! Quick, get Mokoto and Su. We have a perverted promise-breaker to punish!" Naru yelled out while going back into her room to finish getting ready.

Kitsune had a confused look on her face and walked into Naru's room before asking a question.

"Who are the Mokoto and Su that yah talking about? Yah barely leave your room unless yah are forced out by yours truly."

That question made Naru pause.

"You know who, Kendo-girl and the Banana-fanatic that wants to eat a turtle? Ring any bells? Naru stated, while glaring.

"Not really, unless...Oh yeah, yah are talking about that Aoyama girl and Koalla, Kaolla, whatever her name is. They aren't here anymore. Still I'm surprised that yah knew their names, consider all yah did was study in here."

"What happened to them! Did the pervert do something to them?" Naru yelled, once again rushing Kitsune.

"Distance, girl! Can't have yah rushing me like a bull!" Kitsune said, while holding Naru back."Mokoto, I think she is in prison or something like that. Banana-girl got sent back to crazyland."

"What! Why..." Naru asked tearfully. Whether it was tears of rage or sadness, nobody knew.

Kitsune thought for a minute or two before answering.

"It happened a year ago. Kendo-girl attacked some guy who was trying to flirt with some girl with markings on her face. Unfortunately for Kendo-girl, the guy in question was that Aoshima guy. His family has a lot of connections and to make a long story short, Her family lost a lot of money and Kendo-girl is in prison. Su blew up a few cars that had pictures of turtles on them. Said she was trying to make anti-turtle weapons or something."

Kitsune looked at Naru, who looked shocked.

Naru then asked, "Where are Shinobu and Sarah?"

Kitsune shrugged.

"Dunno who's the Shinobu yah are referring too, honey." Kitsune then added, "But if the Sarah yah are wonderin' about is Seta's daughter, I think she is staying with someone Seta trusts."

Before Naru could anything else, Kitsune asked a question.

"Who's the pervert yah were accusing?"

Naru instantly looked furious before answering.

"Keitaro, who else?"

"Keitaro who?"

Naru had a look of disbelief on her face before continuing.

"Keitaro Urashima? The guy you scam rent from? The manager of Hinata Su?"

"Manager? He's the owner of the Hinata. I tried to scam him a few times when I was at the Hinata, but either his wife or his aunt was the one to pick up the rent from me when I was there." Kitsune stated with a sour look on her face. 'Then again, I can't blame them. A guy like that to call my own, I'd be protective as well.'

"Who is the pervert married to?" Naru yelled, shocking Kitsune out of her thoughts.

"I-I think her name is Mutsumi. Yah aren't gonna do anything foolish, are yah?" Kitsune said, before realizing Naru left before she had finished speaking. "Oh crud, This ain't good."

Kitsune sighed before following after Naru.

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