A lone figure tromps through the windy snow covered plains towards a small cabin built into a mountain on the outskirts of Earth 2 city.
Roshi enters the cabin, hangs his coat, shakes the snow off himself, and approaches a small, smiling bearded man sitting on the couch.
Roshi: Good news Dr. Light! Look what I found! *Holds high two pickaxes.* Now all we have to do is figure out where to dig and we can tunnel our way out of here!
Dr Light just stares blankly ahead, smiling like always.
Roshi: Nothing to say, old friend? Oh, that's alright... I know you're mind's not what it used to be.
A wall spins open and from the darkness emerges the REAL Dr. Light!
Dr. Light lifts his goggles to his forehead and lowers his torch, wiping the sweat from his brow with his sleeve. That won't be necessary old friend! While our robot oppressors have been watching us carefully, they didn't realize that I long ago built a robot decoy of myself and have secretly been working in my hidden lab all this time! Haha! Just because I'm over 400 years old doesn't mean I've lost ALL my marbles! Follow me!
The two ancient men walk down the steps into Dr. Light's vast secret lab. "Whaaaa!? You did all this!? And here I thought you were just a lazy old coot who'd lost his marbles! ...A great lover though..."
Dr. Light: "Uh, yes, uh... actually, he was not programmed for that... anyways... would you like to meet my new invention, Master Roshi? Roshi, meet Megaman X20-Z."
A small white robot turns and greats them with a wave.
You built a new Megaman, Dr. Light?
Yes. I sure do miss him, Roshi... It's a shame that he needed to combine with that nice fellow of your universe, Goku, to give him the brain processing power needed to become creator of this new universe when our old universes were destroyed by Final Vegita.
And it was a nice universe, too! Too bad we had to go and mess it up by building those damn robots! Oh! Uhhhh! Of course I don't mean YOUR robots, Dr. Light! *Little do they realize that Megoku sends the people of his universe tests to make them stronger.* By the way, this new robot is a bit smaller than the old Megaman.
Yes, but I used only the finest alloys so he is actually much tougher and more maneuverable. He'd have to be, to be able to give us a chance against what's outside.
"Alright, well, let's test him out then, shall we?" Says Roshi, adopting a martial arts stance.
"I haven't gotten the AI uploaded yet, but alright." Light says with a confident smile. He presses a few buttons on a large control pad.
"X20-Z... Non-lethal mode... initiated. Target confirmed. Attacking."
The robot zips about, dodging all of Master Roshi's attacks and firing at him with pink concussive bubbles.
Seeing as he is going to quickly lose, Roshi,out of pride, desperately maneuvers himself beside Dr. Light and grabs the remote. "At my age, to win a battle like this, you have to be smart!"
"No! Dooooon't!"
Roshi presses a button on the remote and Megaman X20-Z zips around the room and smashes through a door marked "Danger! Keep Out!"
Roshi: Oops, sorry, Dr. Light! Oh well, a genius like you should have no trouble building another door! Hahahaha!
Dr. Light: You-you don't understand! I built bosses to help X20-Z train! I... I built Dr. Wily!
Turtle: Uh-ohhhh!