Harry Potter Eats A Bear

by NRG99

Funny story with animals and harry potter getting killed for random reasons. So whenever you want to see harry potter die before your very eyes read this story. Complete.

1. The Polar Bear

Harry Potter and the Polar Bear

One day Harry Potter came in the arctic with a newspaper, eating an apple and playing with the Wii. I do not know how the heck he did it, but he did it. He sees a polar bear. He says: Hello polar bear!
But it was not a real polar bear. It was Voldemort! So he kills Harry Potter.
THE END
Teehee!