Disclaimer: If we owned Twilight, We'd probably shoot ourselves, so right now we are happy
Authors' Note: This was witten by M-O, if you read out profile and were wondering
Twilight: In Short
I read a book today.
It was awful, I'm sad to say.
It was about a girl
And her changed world.
The first chapter droned on
About her dad and his kitchen.
Then she meets new friends
But their conversations end.
Because the girl is so boring
And not fun or daring.
Then! All of a sudden
An angel had fallen
From the sky
And fell in the grimy
Cafeteria at Forks High.
The girl named Bella
Just stared at the fella'
Then, the story got worse.
The angel was the reverse.
He was an evil vampire.
Who biggest desire
Was to suck Bella's blood.
But then love began to bud
And he had to keep her alive.
How sweet!
He took his klutzy love
To play baseball
Where she attracted
Bad vampires who were headed
The Cullen's way
To see if they could play.
Then the evil guy with a ponytail
Wanted Bella as a meal.
Edward had to get protective
And it gave the boring story a spin.
To protect the annoying girl
The fun began to unfurl.
Edward had to protect Bella,
From the evil killer.
She fled to her hometown Phoenix
And began to really panic.
James called her to a studio
And stupid Bella went after her foe.
James broke her leg
As easily as an egg.
Then hit bit her arm
And it was working like a charm.
But Edward saved Bella in the end
And burned James to death.
Then the brainless book ended
Giving me a strong hatred.
How can a book be so boring?
The author must have been boozing
When writing that piece of crap.
She really needs a slap
To bring her to reality
And tell her she has no ability.
To say it polite:
Please! Don't read Twilight.