hey! so this is my new seddie story which will be a mutlichap fic! exciting! and i will be uploading soon! thanks
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There are 10 reasons why you should never fall in love. Maybe some you've heard, maybe some you haven't. I don't know. But there are still 10 reasons why you should never fall in love. Want to hear them? Of course you do.
1. If it's unrequited, it sucks
2. You can fall in love with the wrong person
3. If it's the wrong person and you get married, you're screwed
4. Physical/emotional/mental abuse
5. You can think they're the right person, then they turn around and stab you in the back
6. It might seem perfect, but it never is
7. What if they cheat on you?
8. Lies, lies, lies
9. Love can make you do stupid things
10. You can get burnt easily – you can have your heart hit with a hammer, really, and whoever did it won't give a crap
So, there they are. And you know what? I've experienced every single one of them.
Every - single - reason - why - not - to - fall - in-love
So, right about now, you're either wincing or laughing. If you're wincing, thank you, because you have a heart. If you're laughing, KNOCK IT OFF! Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you! Anyway, you're probably wondering what happened and why I went through all of these things. They weren't with the same guy, if that's what you were wondering! Hell no, mama don't roll that way. So I'll tell you my story, right from the very beginning. Oh wait, I should probably tell you my name. Yeah, my name.
Hiya. The name's Samantha Puckett. But I prefer Sam. Actually, call me Samantha, and I will kick you into next week.
See? There's a reason why people don't want to be with me. I'm mean.
Anyway, back to the story. My name's Sam Puckett and I've been in love 10 times, and been in the same amount of relationships, on-again-off-again type of thing. I'm going to tell you my story, every single little detail, and you have to guess which guy caused which type of heartbreak. Not as easy as you think, because I will decode, change their names, all that crap. So, there will be 10 stories, 10 guys, but only one guy will be the real guy I fell for. And it's your job – as the idiot who opened this diary – to figure out which guy caused which pain. Are you ready? No? Not my problem. Here we go.
Our first story starts when I'm 6.