The little llama had to get to the Bahamas and he never used commas.
He was also retarded.
He didn't know how to release waste into toilets.
Nor could he count to 2.
But the little llama loved vacations.
So one day, he took a day out to the beach.
His swimsuit was on upside down.
Which means it was on his cranium.
He ran to the ocean to take a dive,
but mostly wanted to make lemonade in the ocean.
As he got in, it was cold.
He screamed.
Afterwards, he ran away.
He cried like a little dumb butt sissy pants.
Everyone laughed and pointed at the retarded llama.
Old little llama felt bad
he did not cry though.
He had no clue why people were laughing.
That's why he's retarded.
The next day the llama enjoyed some ice cream.
He didn't know what flavor it was though,
because like I said before,
he's retarded.
He licked it all up, and it ended up mainly on his face.
He thought it was funny, and so did other people,
but the other people made fun of him.
Finally, the mental llama learned these guys were A-holes.
THE END! THE END! THE END!