Disclaimer: This is really just for entertainment only. Sasori and Deidara belong to Kishimoto, but I kidnapped them for a while. I'll give 'em back later.
Warnings: Some language and a minor lemon. Honestly, this entire thing is gonna be M-rated for one reason or another.
Sasori gripped the steering wheel tightly and fought down a moan as Deidara continued to suck him off. It was hard to pay attention to the lights when his boyfriend was using every skill in his possession to get Sasori to lose control, but fucking hell, Sasori almost didn't care about the thought of dying right then and there as the blond deep-throated him.
"Shit," he hissed through his teeth as several horns blared angrily behind him. His vision flickered for a moment as Deidara let loose a chuckle and pulled back for a second.
"Having problems, Sasori no danna?" he purred, his hot breath fanning against Sasori's cock.
"You're such a fucking brat, Deidara!" Sasori growled, glaring down at him for a second before warily moving the car forward.
The devious glint in the visible blue eye was enough to cause a visible shudder in the redhead. Smirking, Deidara said huskily, "But I'm your brat, danna . . . Now shut up and pay attention to the road, hm. We can die later."
Sasori opened his mouth to tell Deidara to stop, but what came out instead was a loud groan as Deidara took him back into his mouth and sucked hard.
The car nearly swerved into oncoming traffic but, by some miracle, Sasori kept them from dying.
He was definitely going to kill him later, though.
AN: Don't do this while driving. You're guaranteed to die.
~amkay