Note: Every error or typo in this fic is completely intentional. I swear. Completely intentional.
RadicalE Productions Presents...
THE ULTRA-MEGA SUPER AWESOME TEEN TITANS FANFIC EXTRAVAGANZA!
or
SMELLS LIKE TITAN SPIRIT
Robin, Beast Boy, and Cyborg all sat in the main room of Titans Tower reading newspapers. Then Starfire walked in naked. AND NOBODY NOTICED. "Hmph..." said Robin. "Hmph..." said Cyborg. "The high is 75 today..." said Beast Boy. So Starfire prepared her breakfast, and didn't talk at all. Then the doors slid open and Raven fell into the room. Like, literally FELL. Smack on her face. Apparently, this was worth more attention then Starfire preparing breakfast naked. "Can somebody...go check on that or something..." Robin muttered from behind his newspaper. Beast Boy sighed. "I'll do it..." And so he put his paper down. And his eyes got HUGE. "WOAH!" he exclaimed. "What the heck just happened? The newspaper...But I remember...and my emotions...just..." At this point he made a downward motion with his arms. "Oh yeah, the Raven thing." And so he went over to check on Raven. "She's breathing," he said after checking her vital signs. And nobody listened. "HEY!" Beast Boy screamed. One of our team members is unconscious on the ground and you guys don't care? STAR!" He pointed to Starfire. "You-you're-and-you don't-WHY ARE YOU PREPARING BREAKFAST NAKED?" And Starifre did not answer. "THAT'S IT!" screamed Beast Boy. He ran up to the easy chairs where Robin and Cyborg were sitting, ripped the newspapers from their hands and threw them to the ground. "Hey, why did you...WOAH!" Robin yelled. "Was I just in some kind of trance?" Cyborg was asleep. "What's going on here?" Robin asked. "I dunno," said Beast Boy, shrugging. "We were just reading these newspapers, and I don't remember what happened before that, and than Star walked in naked-" He pointed to Stafire again, "And she's not saying anything, and Raven-" He pointed to Raven this time, "Is unconscious." "Well, look..." said Robin. "Star's probably in a bad mood or something," He looked at Starfire. "We should take Raven to the infirmary," He looked at Starfire again. "And the newspapers...we probably shouldn't touch those." He looked at Starfire. "Why do you keep looking at Starfire?" Beast Boy asked. "Oh, um...heh...No reason, just...We gotta take Raven to the infirmary." And so they did.
At the infirmary, Robin and Beast Boy waited and waited, and waited, and wa-"AAAAAH!" Raven screamed, finally waking up and keeping Robin and Beast Boy from watching The Big Lebowski on Robin's Ipod. "The newspapers, THE NEWSPAPERS! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T READ THE NEWSPAPERS!" "..." Robin and Beast Boy were silent, until Beast Boy finally spoke up. "Yeah...we read the newspapers."