Five ROOT ANBU were panting as they faced the large rainbow colored army of Barneys and Teletubbies. Looking to each other, they nodded in silent assent and raised their fists to the air, their unique Jutsu Rings shining in the moonlight.
"Doton!"
"Katon!"
"Futon!"
"Suiton!"
"Raiton!"
"GO TAICHO!"
"By your powers combined I am Danzou Taicho!"
Creepy music began to play and the ROOT began to sing as Danzou Taichou appeared. The old mummy man of the leaf appeared before them in a younger body, wearing a Rainbow colored version of Gai's training suit, minus the right arm and chest area, exposing the sharingan eyes and face of Hashirama. His wrinkly face and skin covered in liverspots as he bandages flew from Shisui's eye, and the man's old headband-turned-codpiece grew into a saddle for his favorite mount, the Baku, which broke his fall.
"Danzou Taicho, he's our hero,
Gonna take emotion down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the leafy side
Danzou Taichou, he's our hero,
Gonna take emotion down to zero,
Gonna help him rend assunder,
Enemies who like to steal his Thunder"
A crotchety old man rose up from the ground and shook his fist, screaming at Danzou Taicho as the Hero of ROOT, or perhaps HeROOT, blasted the opposition away with messy vaccuum spheres. Just before one hit him, the old man cried out:
"You'll pay for this Danzou Taichou!"
(chanting)
"We're the ROOT ANBU,
You must be one too!
'Cause serving our leader is the thing to do,
Using your emotions is not the way,
Hear what Danzou Taichou has to say:"
Danzou Taichou laughed evilly and posed atop Baku, letting his ROOT come up to him and embrace him in a totally non-emotional, non-homoerotic way... after all, one of them was a female. We think.
"THE POWER IS MINE! (Bitches)"