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Annoying Professor Snape in 101 Buttercup Ways
1. Learn a charm that gives it's unsuspecting victim a large, fluffy, white rabbit's tail. For a week. Put it to good use.
"Today, we are going to learn about the Draught of Living Death" Snape droned on in his monotonous voice. He turned around to write the ingredients on the board. He heard a small squeal behind him, and turned around to notice that annoying girl, Buttercup, holding on to her sides laughing hysterically.
Rolling his eyes, he turned around and heard the whole class erupt in laughter. Turning back around, Buttercup was rolling around the floor laughing. She did a few tumbles toward him and pinched the white fluffy tail on Snape's back.
Jumping in horror, he glared at Buttercup with dark slitted eyes.
"Awww, Snape, you look so cute as a fluffy wuffy bunny!" Buttercup squealed excitedly.
"Where in HELL did you learn to do that!"
"IMPERIOUS!"
Buttercup shouted out the curse, and giggling hysterically, she told the class,
"Now, what the devil is going on heeeereeee? Everyone, I'd like you to meet the class pet!"
Buttercup made Snape hop toward the students, and wiggling his fluffy tail.
Snape tried to resist the curse, but only caused him to act like an adorable bunny the whole afternoon.
When Buttercup took the curse off, Snape was hopping mad.
"BUTTERCUP!" he screamed, and chased her around the room, until she danced out of his reach.
"Sorry, Snakey" and stuck her tongue out him and skipped out toward the great hall.
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