Hank Hill walked down the hallway of the Hill house to get to the bathroom, when he suddenly heard a horrible, loud mixture of pubescent boys and little girls using their computers to produce music coming from Bobby's bedroom. Hank stopped and opened the door to his son's bedroom. "Son, what kind of trash is it that you're listenin to?" Hank yelled interrogatively, grabbing at Bobby's music-player and switching it off.
"It's not trash, it's Radio Disney!" Bobby defended himself in his horrible taste in music.
"BWAAAAAH!" Hank yelled. "Also known as trash! Now you listen here, Bobbeh, that isn't music. What the person on your tape is, is gay." Hank walked out of Bobby's room. "That boy ain't right..." he said as he walked into the bathroom.
Hours later, the family had gone to church. They all stood up and prayed.
"Senioro Godito, please help me improve in my Spanish," Peggy thought.
"Jesus, I have a test tomorrow and I didn't study, so if You could give me the answers or burn down the school, thanks," Bobby thought.
"Lord, would it kill You to make the Cowboys win?" Hank thought.
Hank walked into the alley while soft music played. He stood in his usual spot and opened his beer.
Suddenly, everything began to speed up and the soft music became loud rock music.
A series of things happened during that time, until Peggy approached Hank with a trash bag that said "CREATED BY MIKE JUDGE" and Dale, Bill and Boomhauer went their separate ways, leaving Hank in the alley.
Hank took the trash bag and walked over to the trashcan with it. He threw it away and walked over to where Peggy was. They stood there together and Bobby joined.
Hank's face then showed inside of a circle in a yellow background. His head began to rotate as the words "King of the Hill" began to form around the circle.
After Hank turned around, he was wearing a Strickland Propane shirt.