Warning: Crack, yaoi, and perhaps some unwritten lemons in ze story!
Pairing: OroJir.. cause crack kills.
NOTE: I did this outta crack and horrible tasting spear mint gum. Its for entertaining purposes (for me) and should not be taken seriously. If it is taken seriously.. well, good for you. Not the first time I got a flame. )
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It was a beautiful day in Konoha. The sky was blue, the grass was.. yellow- I mean green. Birds chirped and flew freely. It was pretty quie-
"OH MY GOD!"
Well, it was. A big loud womanly scream was heard all over Konoha, but everyone was too busy with their daily lives to consider what was happening (lazy ninjas).
The scream had came from Tsunade. Why? Well, we'll see.
"What are you two DOING?!" She screamed again.
The two males she was yelling at were, in fact, Orochimaru and Jiraiya. What they were doing.. well.. uh.. cough.
"Nothing." Orochimaru said happily, cleaning up the white mess Jiraiya made on the floor.
Jiraiya looked ashamed of himself, and he hid under his arm (which was covering his eyes).
"How is this nothing?!" She screamed, "Jiraiya.. I thought.."
"Nope. He still can't use big boy cups without spilling them." Orochimaru smiled.
"Looks like sippy cups for you, Jiraiya." Tsunade sighed.
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HAHHH. I tricked YOU. That was.. very small and not big enough. OHHH. Second part?!
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Tsunade waved good-bye and left the two males alone.
"I can't believe you referred to that as milk." Jiraiya sat down sighing.
"We can't let her know our little secret, now can we, Jiraiya-kun?" Orochimaru smirked.
"Well, theres nothing milk about it. And I guess not.. she has to still think I'm a womanizer and you're a pedophiler." Jiraiya ran a hand through his hair.
"Lets continue!" Orochimaru attacked the male and started to rip off his clothes.
"NOOO! IT HURTS SO MUCHH!"
Jiraiya's girly man scream was heard across the globe, but not even Tsunade came to his aide. She thought he spilled his cup again.
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NOW I WIN! This is seriously the last part.
Crack head, out.