Guy in the Navy~a parody of Girl at the Rock Show
by: Lily*and*Arabella



A/N: If this made more sense I would try to get Blink 182 to sing this....Right Arabella? I know you'd say yea now that I've got that one charm on you.. *evil laugh* I did not write this all Arabella is very much responsible for the horribly not right parts.



Hanging out behind the birdcage on the weekend.
Acting stupid getting drunk with my special friend.
I couldn't wait for the summer in Colorado.
I remember it was the first time I didn't see it there.

I might get kicked out of the army cuz I'm flaming.
I'm kinda nervous cuz they caught me entertaining.
He's so fun, I love it when he's bare.
He wouldn't take his hand out of my underwear.

I fell on top of the guy in the navy.
He said fuck and i said maybe.
He's so cool his pubes are so wavy.
Everythings better when he's on the ground.
Can't wait til all of my limbs are bound.
I fell on top of the guy in the navy.

When I said that we could move to Boulder.
He didn't even take his teeth out of my shoulder.
He will always handle my erection.
Upon hearing our screams people ask for explanations.

I fell on top of the guy in the navy.
He said fuck and i said maybe.
He's so cool his pubes are so wavy.
Everythings better when he's on the ground.
Can't wait til all of my limbs are bound.
I fell on top of the guy in the navy.

His nail marks are on my balls.
"Seamen" stains still on my walls
He always kept me waiting.
And if I ever got another bitch.
He'd still me second on my list.
Because he always kept me waiting.

I fell on top of the guy in the navy.
He said fuck and i said maybe.
He's so cool his pubes are so wavy.
Everythings better when he's on the ground.
Can't wait til all of my limbs are bound.
I fell on top of the guy in the navy.

I fell on top of the guy in the navy.
He said fuck and i said maybe.
He's so cool his pubes are so wavy.
Everythings better when he's on the ground.
Can't wait til all of my limbs are bound.
I fell on top of the guy in the navy.

Forever I'll suck you....


A/N: We have waaaaaayyyyyy too much time on our hands.