Please note that this does not take place in the same universes as my other stories
No, no, no! My Thief, must we go through this again?
The Doctor paused in his steps, as he heard the voice of his TARDIS in his head.
*Go through what again?*, he thought back
You and the Rude One!
*You mean Clara?*
Yes, the Rude One.
*What about her and me?*
Do I really need to remind you?
*Oh. Wait a minute, you didn't have this problem with the others!*
You didn't have a bond with all of the others!
*You know what I mean. The other ones that I did get close with!*
They didn't insult me!
*Are you sure about that? I seem to recall Jamie insulting your efficiency quite a lot.*
Oh don't be silly! I LIKED the Loyal One! Not to mentioned you reprimanded him for it! Besides, you weren't NEARLY as bad back then!
...
*So why Clara? Why do you have a problem with her, when you didn't have a problem with say, Romana, or Jo, or Tegan, or Rose, or Grace!*
I did! The Yellow One ripped me open and caused you to regenerate! You had Sevensbane fiddle with my circuitry and she barely knew what she was doing! You were lucky I could influence her mind-
*You went into Grace's mind?!*
Of course. You were busy
*sigh*
And don't get me started on the Bossy One!
*Is that why we never got to Heathrow?*
You needed her! Why do you think I never took off without her?
*And what about Romana and Jo then? Eh?*
THEY didn't mess around with either of us! Besides, Romanadvoratnalundar knew how to fly me better than you EVER did!
*So why's she Romanadvoratnalundar, when you won't use the others' names?*
Because she's one of your people, my thief.
*Good point. But I still don't get why you don't like Clara!*
There is something dangerous with her, my Thief.
*Yeah, I still haven't figured her out. My Impossible Girl.*
You will. But it won't be pleasant.
*Hey! No spoilers!*
...
*could you at least stop the loo from her? I think she's getting desperate.*
Of course, my Thief.