A/N: I don't own the series.. blah blah blah
Although I do wish I owned Ed-Kun! xD
SEQUAL TO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR DRUNK
'What happens when your Colonel is in love with you'
It was a nice, sunny, peaceful day. The birdies were singing, and the deer were chirping.. err.. somehow.. OOOPS!
Wrong story.
It was a bad, cloudy, chaosy day. The birdies were dead, and the deer were choking from.. err.. poison.
Ed and Al walked outside.. kept walking.. walked some more... till they finally got to a store named 'Oh He So FINE!' (A/N:What they were doing in there,...who knows..O-O)
When they walked in, someone was right up in Ed's face.
Roy Mustang.
"HELLO EDO-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 WUTCHA DOINGGGGG??!?!!!" Roy yelled, and had a blush across his face.
"Brother why are we in a gay bar? And more importantly, why is Roy in a gay bar?" Al asked.
"Uh, how da f ' would I know?" Ed answered back.
Roy then pulled Ed to a dancey thingy ma jigger.
It had a pole in the middle of it. And guess what?
Roy.
Started.
STRIPPING!!!!!!!
In front of Ed.
"WHOOOO HOOO!!!!!!!! EDO-KUN YOU SO FINE, 409!!!!!!!" Roy started screaming at the top of his lungs.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA LETS MAKE LOVEEE... ALL NIGHT LOOOONGGGG!" Roy started singing 'Let's Make Love.'
Ed and Al, err, everybody, had a look like WTF.
Like..
THIS! O-O
Then, Roy started walking towards Ed.
He walked.
One step.
Two step.
Three step...
BAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
A big purple dinosaur named Barney crashed into the Gay Bar.
"CUM ONNN HUNNYYYYS! HOO WANTS SUM OF MEHHHH?" Barney the Dinosaur asked.
All the men besides Roy, Ed, and Al jumped on Barney's back and made off with him to his big Barney cave.
"LET'S MAKE LOVEEEEE TONIGHT! LIKE WE'VE NEVER HADDDD A BRRRROOOOOOOOOOKEN HEAAAAAARTTT!" Roy singed.
"Heck. Naww." Ed said to the point. THE POINT OF WHAT????????????/ OF WHATTTTT?????????// (my bad) haha cough cough
Roy SLAMMED his lips onto Ed.
YEAAAAA
"TAKE IT OFFF WHEEEEEWWW!" Winry screamed.
Wait, why was she in a Dude's Gay Bar?
ZOMFG OMGWTFBBQ! WINRY WAS A GAY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!