Author's Note: All phrases in Spanish are translated in parenthesis.
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings. J.R.R. Tolkien owns it. All I own in this story is Zez Risa, her family, and her friends.
Summary: AU, Could it be a Mary-Sue? I have no idea. You decide. A teenage girl from Madrid, Spain, after pulling a prank, falls from a tree...and lands in the LOTR universe.
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Zezilia Risa is her real name, but all her friends call her Zez. Zez lives in Madrid, Spain with her parents. She always was the goofball in her group of friends. She was also the trouble maker. In her earlier years in school, she would play tricks on the sleeping children during the mid-day siesta. She would be the one who puts a sticky mass of rice into her teacher's desk, and never get in trouble. Zez was the idol in her clique.
Though now she is a little more mature then that because she is 13, she still plays tricks on her friends (and her enemies) any time she could.
Right now, she was just about to play one of her biggest tricks on one of her biggest enemies, Carmen Gonzales, one of the most popular girls in Madrid.
"¿Muchacha del Lobo al Pequeño Pájaro, usted leído? (Wolf Girl to Little Bird, do you read?)" Zez said into a walkie-talkie.
"Sí. Todo está en orden (Yes, everything's in order)," her friend Robyn replied.
"Muy bueno (very good)," she replied. "¿Dónde ahora está Carmen? (Where is Carmen now?)"
"She's rounding the corner of the west wing," Robyn replied. "Zez, are you sure this is going to work?"
"¿Está usted loco? (Are you crazy?)" Zez asked. "I've never failed a misión (mission) before, and I don't aim to now!"
"Okay, okay," Robyn replied. "No need to overreact."
Zez just rolled her eyes, muttering something incoherently.
"Okay. ¿Está Mario en traje? (Is Mario in costume?)" Zez asked.
"Sí (Yes). He's on target right now," Robyn replied. Zez smirked.
"Perfecto (Perfect)."
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Carmen Gonzales falls head over heels for Orlando Bloom, especially Legolas. She has 'Señora (Mrs.) Legolas' written all over her notebooks. She's seen the entire Lord of the Rings movie series, and, if she had at least a 5th grader's reading level, she would read the Lord of the Rings book series.
Carmen was overall Señora Perfecto (Mrs. Perfect) in their school. She was beautiful, so she had all the guys falling all over her, and she was always surrounded by a giggling circle of friends...or wanna-be's.
Zez and her friends, though, despised her to no end. Zez was constantly doing anonymous pranks on Carmen, like putting frogs in her locker, or putting gum on her seat, little things like that. But now, Zezilia Risa was about to pull the biggest prank on Carmen. She had done much bigger things to other people, but this would certainly be the most satisfying.
The plan was to sweet-talk Carmen into showing Zez her most prized possession...a picture of when she got to meet Orlando Bloom at a Lord of the Rings premiere in America. Then, when she did, Zez would say 'THAT'S Orlando Bloom? But...but I just saw him on the Calle Antonio Maura (A street in Madrid that leads up to a park) less then a minute ago!"
Carmen would run to the street, searching for Orlando Bloom. Mario, who looks very much like Orlando from the back, would just keep out of reach from her. He would then hide behind a tree in the Plaza de la Lealtad. Zez would be holding a bucket of water in a tree. She is an awesome tree- climber. When Carmen draws near, she would throw the water into Carmen's face, and then scurry down the tree as fast as she can, so not to be caught.
It was the perfect plan.
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Everthing was set. Zez tucked the walkie-talkie to her jean shorts and walked over to Carmen, putting on a friendly face.
"Buonas díaz (Good day) Carmen," she said graciously. Carmen looked at her in a snobbish way.
"What do YOU want?" she asked.
"My friend, Robyn Prado, doesn't believe that you actually met Orlando Bloom," she replied earnestly. "I heard that you have a picture. May I see it?"
"Fine," Carmen replied, pulling it out of her purse and handing it to Zez. Zez looked at it, and then stared at it in surprise.
"THAT'S Orlando Bloom?" she said, acting shocked. "But...but I just saw him going down the Calle Antonio Maura!"
"WHAT??" Carmen yelled. She bolted, heading down toward the Calle Antonio Maura. Her friends stared at Carmen in alarm.
Zez, who was a fast runner, headed toward the Plaza and to the tree. A bucket of water was already there, hidden in a bush. Zez grabbed it, and shimmied up the tree. She got into a comfortable position, where she could still be able to have a clear view of Carmen.
"Zez, I'm coming to the Plaza. Carmen is not far behind," Mario said through the walkie talkie.
Sure enough, just a minute later, Mario rounded the corner, and hid behind a bush. He looked up at Zez, giving her a thumb's up. Zez looked down the street. She could see Carmen running frantically down the street, dodging cars and mopeds. Zez got into position as she drew near.
Carmen slowed as she got to the park. She walked closer and closer to the tree where Zez was. Finally, she was right on target.
Zez threw the water onto Carmen, and then turned to jump out of the tree as she heard the surprised scream. As she did though, she lost her footing. She scrambled to get it again, but it was too late.
As she fell, she saw Mario running toward her. Strangely, he didn't look like Mario. He looked like Legolas.
Everything went black.
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings. J.R.R. Tolkien owns it. All I own in this story is Zez Risa, her family, and her friends.
Summary: AU, Could it be a Mary-Sue? I have no idea. You decide. A teenage girl from Madrid, Spain, after pulling a prank, falls from a tree...and lands in the LOTR universe.
{{{{{{{}}}}}}}
Zezilia Risa is her real name, but all her friends call her Zez. Zez lives in Madrid, Spain with her parents. She always was the goofball in her group of friends. She was also the trouble maker. In her earlier years in school, she would play tricks on the sleeping children during the mid-day siesta. She would be the one who puts a sticky mass of rice into her teacher's desk, and never get in trouble. Zez was the idol in her clique.
Though now she is a little more mature then that because she is 13, she still plays tricks on her friends (and her enemies) any time she could.
Right now, she was just about to play one of her biggest tricks on one of her biggest enemies, Carmen Gonzales, one of the most popular girls in Madrid.
"¿Muchacha del Lobo al Pequeño Pájaro, usted leído? (Wolf Girl to Little Bird, do you read?)" Zez said into a walkie-talkie.
"Sí. Todo está en orden (Yes, everything's in order)," her friend Robyn replied.
"Muy bueno (very good)," she replied. "¿Dónde ahora está Carmen? (Where is Carmen now?)"
"She's rounding the corner of the west wing," Robyn replied. "Zez, are you sure this is going to work?"
"¿Está usted loco? (Are you crazy?)" Zez asked. "I've never failed a misión (mission) before, and I don't aim to now!"
"Okay, okay," Robyn replied. "No need to overreact."
Zez just rolled her eyes, muttering something incoherently.
"Okay. ¿Está Mario en traje? (Is Mario in costume?)" Zez asked.
"Sí (Yes). He's on target right now," Robyn replied. Zez smirked.
"Perfecto (Perfect)."
{{{{{{{}}}}}}}
Carmen Gonzales falls head over heels for Orlando Bloom, especially Legolas. She has 'Señora (Mrs.) Legolas' written all over her notebooks. She's seen the entire Lord of the Rings movie series, and, if she had at least a 5th grader's reading level, she would read the Lord of the Rings book series.
Carmen was overall Señora Perfecto (Mrs. Perfect) in their school. She was beautiful, so she had all the guys falling all over her, and she was always surrounded by a giggling circle of friends...or wanna-be's.
Zez and her friends, though, despised her to no end. Zez was constantly doing anonymous pranks on Carmen, like putting frogs in her locker, or putting gum on her seat, little things like that. But now, Zezilia Risa was about to pull the biggest prank on Carmen. She had done much bigger things to other people, but this would certainly be the most satisfying.
The plan was to sweet-talk Carmen into showing Zez her most prized possession...a picture of when she got to meet Orlando Bloom at a Lord of the Rings premiere in America. Then, when she did, Zez would say 'THAT'S Orlando Bloom? But...but I just saw him on the Calle Antonio Maura (A street in Madrid that leads up to a park) less then a minute ago!"
Carmen would run to the street, searching for Orlando Bloom. Mario, who looks very much like Orlando from the back, would just keep out of reach from her. He would then hide behind a tree in the Plaza de la Lealtad. Zez would be holding a bucket of water in a tree. She is an awesome tree- climber. When Carmen draws near, she would throw the water into Carmen's face, and then scurry down the tree as fast as she can, so not to be caught.
It was the perfect plan.
{{{{{{{}}}}}}}
Everthing was set. Zez tucked the walkie-talkie to her jean shorts and walked over to Carmen, putting on a friendly face.
"Buonas díaz (Good day) Carmen," she said graciously. Carmen looked at her in a snobbish way.
"What do YOU want?" she asked.
"My friend, Robyn Prado, doesn't believe that you actually met Orlando Bloom," she replied earnestly. "I heard that you have a picture. May I see it?"
"Fine," Carmen replied, pulling it out of her purse and handing it to Zez. Zez looked at it, and then stared at it in surprise.
"THAT'S Orlando Bloom?" she said, acting shocked. "But...but I just saw him going down the Calle Antonio Maura!"
"WHAT??" Carmen yelled. She bolted, heading down toward the Calle Antonio Maura. Her friends stared at Carmen in alarm.
Zez, who was a fast runner, headed toward the Plaza and to the tree. A bucket of water was already there, hidden in a bush. Zez grabbed it, and shimmied up the tree. She got into a comfortable position, where she could still be able to have a clear view of Carmen.
"Zez, I'm coming to the Plaza. Carmen is not far behind," Mario said through the walkie talkie.
Sure enough, just a minute later, Mario rounded the corner, and hid behind a bush. He looked up at Zez, giving her a thumb's up. Zez looked down the street. She could see Carmen running frantically down the street, dodging cars and mopeds. Zez got into position as she drew near.
Carmen slowed as she got to the park. She walked closer and closer to the tree where Zez was. Finally, she was right on target.
Zez threw the water onto Carmen, and then turned to jump out of the tree as she heard the surprised scream. As she did though, she lost her footing. She scrambled to get it again, but it was too late.
As she fell, she saw Mario running toward her. Strangely, he didn't look like Mario. He looked like Legolas.
Everything went black.