Parked on the side of the road
A man with the heart of a toad
I'm not a fan
Of his Big White Van
He offered some free candy
To a little girl named Mandy
If only she had ran
From the big scary man
He opened up the door
Just a little bit more
And pulled her into the van
This is always the plan
The things that man did
To that poor little kid
I'm not a fan
Of his Big White Van
If this world was perfect
Which we're trying to make it
There wouldn't be that man
Or his Big White Van