It's been awhile since I wrote anything :P I blame laziness. Plus I'm volunteering at an animal hospital and that takes up a lot of my time. I helped with a C-section :D it was so cool and a great experience! So I'm not entirely sure how I came up with this…music seems to give me more ideas for new stories or one shots but it doesn't help me finish my other stories -_- those of you waiting for Blazing Sun I'm soo sorry! I have about half the chapter done but I can't seem to finish it . So without any more of my rambling here's the one shot!

Disclaimer: we all know I don't own Naruto so moving on

It was a Thursday night and Temari was once again stuck at home babysitting. Her brother was working late, or so he said, leaving Temari to babysit her niece. Temari knows her brother intentionally gives her babysitting duty so she won't go out. Even if all she wants to do is go to the movies with her good friend Sakura. Stupid overprotective brother.

Temari sighs and lies on her stomach. She is currently on the couch with her niece. Sesame Street was playing on the TV and Temari was ready to stab her eyes out. Her niece was in love with this show especially Elmo. Her niece's eyes were glued to the screen. Her niece, Izumi, was a handful and mischievous just like her dad. She got her dad's brown hair and colored eyes from uncle Gaara, just a shade darker. At the age of one, Izumi is much smarter than she should be. So Temari has to keep her in her sight otherwise she'll do something that will give Temari a heart attack. Last time Temari took her eyes of Izumi for 10 seconds and when she looked back Izumi was sitting on top the dining table playing with a butter knife.

Elmo appears on the TV and Izumi smiles and claps her hands. Temari groans and covers her head with a cushion. Izumi sees this and assumes her aunty is sleeping. She does not like that at all. She crawls over to her aunt and begins to hit her back. Temari removes the cushion "stop it."

Izumi laughs and jumps onto her aunty Temari's back. The rest of the night was like any other night. Izumi watched Elmo on Netflix for hours while Temari cursed the people who created the show. Then when it got late Temari filled Izumi's drinking cup with milk, turned off all the lights, and went to bed. Of course Izumi never went to sleep when Temari wanted. Kankuro would come home late and would peek in his sister's room to make sure his angle and sister were fast asleep. The cycle continues and only changes when Kankuro has a day off.

Friday morning comes faster than Temari wanted. When her phone alarm goes off Temari groans. Quickly turning off the alarm Temari continues to lie in bed, not ready to leave the warmth. Of course she didn't lie in the comfort of her bed too long, she knew if she didn't get up now she'll be late to school. Temari gets ready as quietly as possible. When she's done Temari walks in her brother's room.

"Kankuro" a grunt was her response.

"I'm leaving. Izumi is still asleep in my room."

He didn't respond, most likely didn't know Temari was talking to him. Temari sighs and leaves his room. After checking to make sure Izumi was asleep, Temari leaves the apartment and walks to school. While walking she sends a text message to Kankuro telling him she left and that his kid was asleep in her room. After a 15 minute walk Temari arrives at school. She goes to her locker where she spots her pink haired friend Sakura.

"Morning Temari" Sakura greets with a smile.

"I hate mornings."

Sakura rolls her eyes "you hate every morning."

"I'm not a morning person. Thank God it's Friday."

"Who isn't glad that it's Friday?"

"People who like school" Temari pokes Sakura in the stomach.

Sakura swats her hand away "hey I happen to like Fridays too."

"Suuure you do."

Sakura sticks her tongue out and Temari smirks. "Shouldn't you save that for Sasuke?"

Sakura punches Temari's arm "you know our relationship is complicated."

Temari rubs her sore arm "so you take it out on me? Jesus that hurt."

"That's what you get for bringing it up."

"I was kidding yet you go Hulk on me."

"Do you want another bruise on your other arm?" Sakura threatens

"This is bullying I'm calling the cops."

"Ha ha you're hilarious."

Temari winks "I try."

The bell rings and all the students begin to walk to their class. "Alright Sasuke lover I'll see you third period."

"Your arm is now a target."

Classes were uneventful but Sakura did punch Temari again during third period. Lunch time came and Temari couldn't be happier, she was starving. She waited impatiently for Sakura at her locker. She spots short pink hair running in her direction. Before Temari could ask anything, or demand food, Sakura gives her a bone crushing hug.

"I c-can't breathe!" Temari manages to yell out

"Sorry!" Sakura quickly lets go.

"I'm reporting this as domestic violence. I think you broke a rib or two."

"You won't believe what just happened!"

"Something good otherwise I wouldn't have received your hug."

"Sasuke asked me out!"

Temari blinks. She takes a minute to let the information sink in. Looking at Sakura's smiling face makes Temari confused. "How the hell is that a good thing? I thought you hated him after he rejected you sophomore year."

"I do" Sakura is still smiling but has a mischievous gleam in her eyes.

Noticing this Temari eyes her warily "what the hell are you planning?"

"First let's get lunch and I'll explain my plan."

"After that hug I don't think I'm hungry anymore."

Sakura rolls her eyes "you not hungry that's a laugh."

"Shut up Sasuke lover."

The two girls make their way to the lunch line and get pizza. Sakura drags Temari to a grassy area where she's sure no one will hear them. They sit on the ground and Sakura begins to explain her plan while Temari is busy eating her food.

"Sasuke asked me out after fourth period was over."

Temari raises an eyebrow and gives her a look that says 'just like that?'

Sakura shrugs "ya I don't know why he did it either. I mean we haven't talked much since sophomore year."

"After he rejected you."

"Which you kindly keep reminding me." Sakura scowls

"Sorry. Continue."

"Anyway after he asked me out I said no."

Temari chokes on her pizza. Sakura is quick to slap her on the back. When Temari recovers she stares at her friend, "what do you mean you said no?"

"If you let me finish the story I would explain everything."

"Well excuse me for interrupting. It's not every day you hear someone refusing a date with Uchiha."

"I only refused because I wanted him to have a taste of his own medicine."

"So why did you give me a bone crushing hug if you rejected him?"

"Well I may have hinted that I would only go if you were there."

Temari glares "like hell I'm going to be a third wheel."

"I know you won't and Sasuke knows that too."

"So why the hell were you so happy?"

"Sasuke asked me out and I said no. I feel awesome!"

Temari stares at Sakura like you would a crazy person. "You're insane you know that?"

"Right now I don't care. I'm in a great mood!"

The rest of the day was like a normal day. No one but a select few knew about Sakura rejecting Sasuke. So it wasn't made a big deal. When school was over Temari congratulated Sakura for rejecting Sasuke before walking home. Once she got home she found her brother Gaara playing blocks with Izumi.

"Hey bro what are you doing here?"

"Kankuro went to get burgers and I stayed."

"Mama!" Izumi runs and hugs Temari's legs.

Temari smiles at her niece before detangling herself from her grip. Izumi goes back to play with her uncle while Temari walks into her room. She throws her backpack down and takes off her shoes. She changes into a pair of grey sweat pants and a white tank top. She returns to the living room and lies on the couch.

As soon as Temari got comfortable there was banging at the door. "Temari get it."

"I just got comfortable Gaara. You get it."

"I'm busy."

"You're closer."

"Get off your lazy ass."

"Hey you can't curse if front of her you idiot."

"Answer-"

Sakura barrels through the door "we have a problem!"

"Other than the fact you might have broken the door" Gaara rolls his eyes

"I'm kidnaping Temari!" Sakura grabs Temari's arm and drags her out the apartment.

"Wait Sakura I'm bare-"

"No time! It's an emergency!"

Sakura pushes Temari into her car then runs to the driver's side. Sakura quickly drives to her house, drags Temari into her house, then into her room. Sakura slams her bedroom door shut and Temari glares "dude what the hell!?"

"We have a major situation here!"

"I do too. Izumi is probably crying her eyes out and Gaara is most likely panicking!"

"Listen to me-"

"No you listen; you can't just drag people out of their homes! Kankuro is-"

"We have a double date tomorrow!"

"And I'm barefoot yet you still drag me out of my own apartment."

Sakura grabs Temari by her shoulders. "Listen to the words I'm about to say. We. Have. A. Double. Date. Tomorrow."

"Sakura you have 10 seconds to explain yourself before I kill you."

Sakura groans and throws herself on her bed. "Sasuke found me after you left and asked me out again."

Temari sits on the foot of the bed. "Wow twice in one day. That has to be a record."

"Can you not joke for like 5 minutes?"

"Fine start explaining."

"I was in my car when Sasuke tapped on the window. The second I rolled down the window he said 'movies tomorrow at 6 bring Temari.' Then the bastard walked away!"

Despite this being a serious situation, for Sakura, Temari couldn't help but laugh. Sakura throws her pillow at her, "this isn't funny!"

"You have to admit it's a little funny."

"How are you still my friend?"

"No idea but I'm not going."

"You can't leave me alone!"

"And I'm not going out with a random person" Temari crosses her arms.

"It's one of his friend's not a random person."

"Still not going."

"Temari please! Wait what if it's Shikamaru going?"

"Who cares if that lazy ass is going?"

"I know you like him" Sakura nudges Temari with her foot.

"I do not and don't touch me with your shoe."

Sakura sits up "you two like each other but are too stubborn to admit it."

Temari glares "I don't like him."

Sakura shrugs "ok you don't. So it shouldn't bother you that I saw him talking to Shiho."

"N-No I don't care."

Sakura noticed the irritation in Temari's voice and smirks. "Looked like she was making a move."

Temari crosses her arms "still don't care."

"Saw them walking away and looked like she was going to grab his hand."

"…..that little bitch."

"Ha! I knew it." Sakura smiles triumphantly

"I hate you so much right now." Temari glares at Sakura

"You are a life saver" Sakura gives Temari another bone crushing hug

"Stop with the hugs!" Temari tries to pry Sakura's arms off.

Sakura let's go and rushes to her closet. "What the hell am I going to wear?!"

Temari rubs her aching sides while glaring at Sakura "I don't care. Now take me home."

"Nope we're going to the mall."

"Are you deaf? What part I'm barefoot do you not understand?"

"It's almost 4 and the mall closes at 10. That's should be enough time for the both of us to find something."

"Sakura!"

"Or maybe I should-"

"Pinky!"

Sakura looks at Temari with an eyebrow raised, "did you say something?"

Temari's eye twitches "take me home now before I abandon you tomorrow."

Sakura pouts "but what am I going to wear?"

Temari groans "I don't know but you can call me for advice. Look I have to get back home before Izumi's crying makes Gaara kill someone, aka me."

Sakura sighs "alright fine I'll take you home."

"Good because being barefoot in someone else's house is really weird."

Sakura looks surprised "you're barefoot?"

"…..take me home now."

When Temari got home she had to cheer up a crying Izumi then was given a lecture by Gaara and Kankuro. Saying things like "you can't just run off like that" "Izumi was crying her eyes out" and "why would you leave my baby alone with Gaara!" Temari explained that Sakura was worried about a date they had for Saturday. Her brothers' reactions were confused expressions and asked "you like girls?"

Temari punched her brothers on the head which amused Izumi greatly. Temari then said she and Sakura had a double date with two guys they knew from school. She didn't give names because Temari knew her brothers would find out where they lived and "convince" the guys to cancel the date. It took 20 minutes before Temari managed to convince her brothers to let her go to the movies on Saturday.

The next day Sakura was having a complete panic attack by 4 p.m. Temari was trying very hard to be patient with Sakura. This proved much harder than Temari thought.

"Sakura who cares what you wear, you don't like him anymore remember?"

"I know but I still want to wear something cute so Sasuke can see what he can't have."

"Then do that."

"What do you think I've been trying to do for the past hour?!"

"Annoying me."

"Ha ha funny. Anyway are you getting ready yet?"

"Not yet. If I get ready too soon Izumi is gonna get me dirty."

"Ok well you're no help. I'm gonna hop in the shower and see if I can think of an outfit to wear."

"Good luck with that."

"See you at the movies."

Temari places her phone on her dresser before deciding she should shower. She grabs her necessities and heads for the bathroom. As soon as she shuts the door Izumi starts banging on the door. When Temari turned on the shower, Izumi's banging got louder and she began to cry. Temari sighs and opens the door.

Izumi walks in and slams the door shut. Temari shakes her head, "well looks like you're taking a shower."

Temari takes a quick shower but leaves the water running a little longer so Izumi could play. When she is done playing, Temari wraps herself and Izumi in a towel and goes to her room to change. For the meantime Temari just puts on a diaper for Izumi while she looks through her closet to find something decent to put on.

While Temari was looking through her closet, and throwing many pieces of clothing to the ground, Kankuro yells out "I'm leaving!"

Temari opens her door enough to stick her head out. "Where are you going?"

"Got called in to work today."

"Wait Kankuro I have a-"

"Take care of my baby. Bye Izumi!"

"Kankuro wait!"

Kankuro already left the apartment and into his car. Temari stood there dumbfounded. Sakura was going to kill her. Temari bangs her head against the door "crap."

Izumi tugs on the towel "mama?"

Temari sighs "no use getting dressed anymore."

It was around five fifty when Sakura called in panic mode. "Where the hell are you?"

"Kankuro ditched me and left me babysitting again. So I can't go."

"WHAT?!"

Temari flinches "I think you just blew up my ear drum."

"You can't do this to me!"

"This wasn't my choice."

"What about Gaara? Can't he watch her?"

"One I've already told you Gaara can't watch Izumi for more than 2 hours by himself. He'll kill someone. Two he started dating this chick so no."

"What the hell am I supposed to do?"

"You're the smart one. Figure something out."

"Sasuke is going to think I made this up."

"What, me stuck babysitting?"

"Yes!"

"Well it's the truth. I can tell him if he wants."

"That's perfect! I'll give my phone to Sasuke."

"Hang on Sakura someone's at the door."

Sakura didn't hear the last part; she is quick to give her phone to Sasuke. Temari went to answer the door but left her phone on the couch. Izumi dropped her toy so she could play with her aunt's phone. Seeing her aunty and dad use the phone often, Izumi knew the phone was used to talk to people. She even knew where it went and how to hold it.

Izumi places the phone to her ear, upside down, and starts talking. Sasuke thinking it was Temari didn't understand what was being said.

"Listen Temari this better not be a plan you came up with Sakura. Start talking right."

Hearing her auntie's name Izumi smiles, "mama! Go! One two…five…" Izumi continued to babble on.

"The hell? Temari are you talking? Who is this?" Sasuke heard a door slam and someone yell "Izumi I'm going to murder your dad!"

Before Sasuke could demand what was going on the line cut.

~ Monday ~

Temari just arrived at school and was not in a good mood. She felt bad for leaving Sakura alone with Uchiha and his friend on Saturday. She was pissed at her brother for ditching her at home with his kid. The asshole didn't have to work he went out with some of his friends, and Gaara was there too! Her brothers couldn't let her have one day to try and enjoy her life. She loved Izumi with all her heart but sometimes she hated getting stuck with babysitting.

Temari is slowly walking to her locker when she spots Shikamaru walking in her direction. Well that was weird. Usually Temari didn't see him until second period. Shikamaru stops in front of her, "hey."

"Hey"

They stood staring at each other. Temari wasn't sure what to say. She didn't even know what Shikamaru wanted. The silence started to get awkward. Temari decided if she didn't break the ice then they would keep staring at each other until the bell rang.

"So how was your weekend? Spent it sleeping?"

Shikamaru shrugs "it was ok. Was supposed to watch a movie on Saturday with Sasuke but since Sakura's friend didn't show the date was canceled."

Temari laughs nervously "sorry to hear that."

"So why couldn't you make it?"

Temari crosses her arms "how do you know I was the friend?"

"You're Sakura's best friend."

"That means nothing."

"We both know if you're not there Sakura wouldn't be in the same area with Sasuke."

"Well why do you care if I wasn't there?"

Shikamaru blushes a little "no reason. Just curious."

"Well if you must know I got stuck babysitting."

"Sasuke said something about that. He was talking to a little girl thinking it was you."

"Really?"

"Yea apparently she was counting."

Temari smiles slightly "she only knows three numbers. One two and five."

Shikamaru scratches the back of his head "so how old is she?"

"One. Her birthday is in three months."

"That's nice."

Before another awkward silence fell Temari says "see you second period" then starts walking away. She takes a few steps when Shikamaru grabs her wrist. Temari looks up surprised and sees that Shikamaru is blushing.

"I just want you to know that I don't see you differently."

"What?"

"I know girls aren't seen nicely when they um you know have a kid at our age."

"Ya a lot are seen as sluts or dumb. Society isn't very nice." Temari didn't understand why Shikamaru was telling her this.

"I'm not judging you because of that."

"Because of wha-" Temari's eyes grew wide in realization.

Holy crap…

Shikamaru thought….

She

Was

A

Teen

Mom?

What the fuck?! Temari was completely horrified! Temari couldn't believe Shikamaru thought she had a kid. Why the hell did he think that? Temari was slowly having a break down. Shikamaru didn't seem to notice and kept talking, but Temari wasn't listening to a word he was saying.

To save herself from any more embarrassment or before she did something crazy, Temari snatches her wrist back and runs.

Temari decided to skip school for that day. She didn't care she just needed time by herself. She didn't know where she was going she just kept walking.

Yup her life was now ruined. Life officially sucked ass.

Temari wondered around for about 15 minutes before she found a bus bench and sat down. She couldn't believe her luck. The only guy she happens to like a little thinks she's a teen mom. Temari wanted to scream but settled for glaring at anyone who walked by.

She sat there and watched people and cars go by. She was lost in her thoughts that she didn't notice Sakura's car pull up. It wasn't until Sakura blocked her vision did Temari notice her.

"You gave me a damn heart attack!"

Temari glares "I don't give a flying fuck."

"Don't take it out on me."

"No one told you to find me."

"I'm your friend you idiot!"

"Do I look like I care?"

"How the hell have you been my friend this long?!"

"If I'm so bad then run back to Ino!"

They stood glaring at each other before Sakura sighed. "What's wrong?"

Temari looks away and sits back down "go away."

Sakura sits next to her "Shikamaru told me he was talking to you but then you left like a bat out of hell."

"It's his stupid fault."

"What did he say?"

Temari groans but looks at Sakura "he thinks Izumi is my kid."

Sakura blinks a few times "he thinks you're a mom?"

Temari nods and Sakura starts laughing. Temari's face turns red from anger and embarrassment. She stands and quickly walks away from Sakura. She didn't make it very far. Sakura runs in front of her, "I'm sorry."

Temari scowls "no you're not."

"I'm sorry I laughed but it's a little funny."

"How is any of this funny?!"

"We have the worst luck with guys."

Temari groans "life sucks."

Sakura pats her shoulder sympathetically "a lot worse could happen."

"Thanks for the pep talk."

"Come on let's go to the movies then we can get ice cream."

"You're going to ditch school?"

"Hey my friend needs cheering up. Since I'm so awesome and I have a car let's just go do whatever the hell we want."

Temari stares at Sakura in disbelief. After a few moments Temari cracks a smile "Sasuke demanded another date?"

"Ugh! I don't want to talk about the asshole right now!"

Temari laughs "I thought so."

This was originally going to be a one shot but it was getting too long so I decided to make it a two shot instead. Let me know your thoughts with a review! Thanks for reading :D remember reviews are awesome and all with get a cookie if you review ^_^