Okay, this is what I think should happen to that fucking cunt from the 'Girl throws puppies in river' video. I hope you enjoy.
Deadpool and Chuck Norris... (Punch to the face) Chuck Norris and Deadpool are in Aying Germany, after watching a very cruel and heartbreaking video online. They are outside of a house, Chuck Norris rings the doorbell. A young blonde haired girl and answers the door.
"Hallo." the young girl greets.
"Yes, are you from that video on youtube?" Deadpool questions.
The blonde did not understand.
"Let me try." Chuck Norris states, "Are you from that video on youtube?"
"Ja." the blonde answers.
"The one about killing puppy?" Deadpool questions.
the blonde once again did not understand.
"The one about killing puppy?" Chuck Norris repeats.
"Ja." the girl replies, smiling.
Chuck Norris round-house kicks her, to which Deadpool steps inside and stomps on the girl. Chuck Norris begins punching her while sees on the ground. He then picks her up by her head, he holds her head as another fist pops out from his beard and punches her in the face. Deadpool pulls out a hand-gun a fires into both of the girls legs. Chuck Norris holds her as Deadpool punches all over her body. Deadpool grabs the girl's head and rams it into a wall, over and over again. Chuck Norris takes her and continues to punch her as Deadpool enter the bathroom to the home and turns the water on in the tub. Chuck Norris drags the girl into the bathroom, and sticks her head under the water in the tub.
"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!" Deadpool yells, "HUH, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT! YOU FUCKING WHORE!"
Chuck Norris pulls the girl's head from the water, to which, Deadpool punches. Chuck Norris then sticks her head back under water. The water soon is red with blood. Deadpool leaves the room as Chuck Norris pulls her head up again. Deadpool enters with three full grown pit-bulls. Deadpool frees the dogs as they bite and tear flesh from the girl. "AAAAAAAAHHHHH" the girl screams. Chuck Norris calls off the dogs. He then picks her body back up carries her from the bathroom. He then slams her to the ground, where him and Deadpool stomp on her some more. Deadpool pulls out his swords and slices the arms off of the girl. He then stabs her in the chest, pulls out his shot-gun and blows her head off, killing her.
"I love puppies." Chuck Norris states.
"Yeah, me too." Deadpool adds.
Chuck Norris snaps his fingers, to which, Death appears in the room with them.
"Yes, Mr. Norris?" Death questions.
"Bring her back." Chuck Norris orders. Death touches the body, return it to normal.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" the girl screams when she see Chuck Norris and Deadpool. Deadpool then winks at the viewers.
And if you love puppies, Please Review. Thanks. And fuck that bitch from Germany.
