A/N: Yo! Here is another new fic by me! This is another Buffy the Vampire slayer fic from the start with a twist to it. Instead of the usual Buffy, Faith, Willow, Cordelia, Giles, or even Angel or Jessie, It's Xander that gets the twist.
Summary: what if Xander was a technological genius? What if he was just lazy until the vampire attack?
Warnings: Mentions of abuse, torture, innuendo, blood, gore, cussing, and violence
Pairings: Xander/harem
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the vampire slayer. I have no idea who owns it, but I don't. The only thing I own is the technology, OCs, or even the demons that I create.
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Chapter 1
Xander sighed; he was bored in class again.
Contrary to popular belief, Xander was not stupid. Xander was a technological genius. If you asked him to fix something or to make something, he would do it as best that he could.
Of course, the only people that knew this were his friends and his mother. His classmates just wrote him off. Even his teachers wrote him off.
Xander was also lazy and a bit of a geek. However, he was extremely into literature and had a great memory of anything that he ever read.
Of course, again, only his friends and mom knew about that.
His dad would have destroyed or sold all of his books if he had found out about the collection that Xander had. Especially since his mom had gotten the money from his dad's beer collection, that was actually all of their money, though.
Anyways, Xander was practically asleep during that class and didn't even know about the new student that just came and sat next to him.
"Oh, Miss Summers, wake up Xander if you can." The teacher asked.
Buffy looked over at him and then slapped him on the shoulder.
"Wake up," She hissed at him.
Xander jolted out of his chair and up through the air. "I'm up, you crazy psychopath!"
The whole class laughed at that.
Willow and Jesse just sighed at their friend's antics; it was just like him to do something like that.
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Xander was at his locker and opening it up when he saw the latest project that he was doing.
It was working on an old Hardrive and trying to get it working. It had actually required some money to fix his friend's Hardrive, but he would never charge one of his friends for it. Heck, he would never even tell them that it cost money. He would make the problem out to be something minor that could be fixed without money and then he would just continue with that lie.
"You're a mechanic?" A voice asked from beside him.
Xander whirled around, wondering who had found out about his secret.
It was the new girl, Buffy Summers.
"Yeah, what's it to you?" Xander asked.
"Nothing, I was just wondering." Buffy said, backtracking from the conversation.
"Wonder no longer." Xander quipped to her.
"So, what are you working on right now?" Buffy asked him.
"Right now, Jesse needed me to fix his Hardrive. Afterwards, I am trying to program a map of Sunnydale into my computer and make it so that I can use it." Xander said.
"Don't they already have maps up online?" Buffy asked, confused at what he was talking about.
"They do, but, they have one major flaw that this map won't." Xander said.
"What is it?" Buffy asked.
"It's that they only show one route that they think will be the fastest. My map will have traffic, lights, construction, police radio, and it will have every location in Sunnydale programmed into it." Xander said proudly.
Buffy blinked. "If you can get that working, I'll definitely pay money for it." She promised.
Xander then said, "See ya; I'm heading over to the library."
"Why do you need to do that?" Buffy asked.
"I need more information and I buy books from the school that are older than others or are in worse shape so that I can get books and the school can get money." Xander said.
Buffy just nodded at that. "Give me a second and I'll go with you." She offered.
"You don't have to." Xander said.
"I want to." Buffy said.
When she was putting her stuff away, Xander saw a stake.
"You're a slayer." Xander observed.
Buffy jumped up at that.
"How did you know?" Buffy asked suspiciously.
"The stake is a dead giveaway." Xander said.
"How did you get 'you're a slayer' from the stake?" She questioned.
"I told you that the library gives me books as part of the deal, right?" Xander asked.
Buffy nodded, not letting up her defensive stance.
"Well, some of the books that I got mentioned a slayer of vampires and how there is only one in the world and it is always a girl." Xander said.
"How did you know that it was telling the truth?" Buffy asked, now more confused than anything else.
"The theme of vampires and hunters has come up throughout the ages, not to mention that the slayer reoccurred in too many books to be false. In my time with the library, I have found at least 10 books that have passages about the slayers." Xander explained.
"So that's how you did it? You just figured that there were too many passages for the slayer to be false?" Buffy asked.
"Kind of, it helps that I've seen a few vampires in Sunnydale. The police here call them gangs on PCP." Xander said.
Buffy just blinked in shock that someone had put all of that together and found out about vampires and the slayer.
"My guess is that the librarian is on the secret too." Xander said with a shrug.
"How do you figure that?" She asked.
"Well, that is where I have gotten the books and even though the guy just moved here recently, he wasn't very shocked the first time a murder was written off as a gang on PCP killing." Xander said with a shrug.
"So, are we still going to the library?" Buffy asked.
"Nope, now that I know you're a slayer, I have some stuff that can help you." Xander said with a grin.
"Like what?" Buffy said.
"Follow me and you'll find out." Xander said as he walked away.
He walked over to his car and got in.
Buffy got in the passenger side after a few seconds of thought.
"What did you want me to see?" She asked.
"Open up the airbag and the side of the door." Xander ordered.
Buffy didn't like being ordered around but accepted it.
What she saw shocked her. The areas had stakes of all different sizes as well as a holy water container and something that she couldn't tell what it was.
"What is that?" She asked, pointing to the thing that she couldn't figure out.
"That's my invention in hunting vampires. It's a stake wrist-launcher. You just twist you're hand and a small stake shoots out. The best part is that the chambers of it are coated in holy water. No vampire will be getting out of a direct shot of that alive." Xander said proudly.
"Have you ever killed a vampire?" Buffy asked.
"I've had to kill a few." Xander said.
"What do you mean, 'had to'?" Buffy asked.
"I mean that they jumped me. But, once I got this thing working, I was able to dust quite a few vamps before they even knew that I was there." Xander said proudly.
"Isn't that dangerous?" Buffy asked.
"Not if they don't know that I'm there. And the best part is that I get the money." Xander said with a smirk.
"You dust vamps for money." Buffy deadpanned.
"It's not dangerous if they don't know that you're there." Xander sang.
Buffy had finally made a choice.
"Can you get me some of that?" She asked as she eyed the weaponry that Xander had.
Done! I hope that you all enjoy the change to the story that I made.
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