This is a little story I like to call change!
Bleach:
CHANGE!
Another stupid day in the soul society, thought Toshiro.
Toshiro: god I'm so bored. Why is it that Renji can get laid but I can't?
Rangiku: I'd do you but I don't order my things in small sizes.
Ikaku: ouch, did you havta go that hard on the little felluh? Uhm by little of course I meant your height, captain.
Toshiro: Matsumoto, why do you treat me so harshly?
Rangiku: look Shorty it's no secret that you're little, in both ways.
Ikaku: wow way to kill him!
REnji: hey I've been tryna say something this whole time! Now let me speak, Captain I get laid so often because of my length and long crimson hair.
Toshiro: so I'm lacking Length? Wait a minute what do you mean I'm lacking length?
He then persists to undue his pants.
Rangiku: hot damn I didn't know you were packing it that big!
Toshiro: you didn't ask
RAngiku: I'll give it a try!
Toshiro: you wish you were hot enough for this stick!
Ikaku: Ouch double Ouch! Damn he got you good looking!
Renji: uhm yeah so I got to go…
RAngiku then pulls REnji's pants
Toshiro: ahahahahahahah you're smaller than me, classic.
Ikkaku: damn bro what the hell? We can't be friends if you're a shrimp!
RAngiku, squishes it
RAngiku: it's so small! It's not even as long as my pinkie!
Toshiro: who in their right minds would ever do you?
Rukia: I was feeling vulnerable!
Momo: it was really dark!
Nemu: It wasn't me in the room! It was my captain!
Renji: I did a man? Wtf?
Toshiro secretly sneaks away with Nemu…
Nemu: OH TOSHIRO! Yes yes yes.
Toshiro: yeah that's it give it to me honey!
Door creaks open
Unahanna: can I join?
Nemu: captain can she?
Toshiro: suuuure this'll be fun!
In walks RAngiku, Nell, Orihime and momo
Toshiro: I like the way things have changed!
Tatsuki then wakes up
Tatsuki: what the hell? I shouldn't have drunk that margarita last night! I kind of want to meet this Toshiro guy though…