Jing: King Of Bandits.
Disclaimer: I don't own Jing king of bandits.
Opening: Shout It Loud
Ending: Sha La La
Theft 1: To steal a city in the night of day.
It was a normal day for Jing and Kir, walking, thieving, picking up chicks well except for Jing that is, he wasn't picking up chicks.
"So Jing looks like you've got a plan to steal treasure today." said Kir.
"I've got my eye on something bigger" said Jing.
"Bigger?" said Kir.
"Here Kir take this to the castle and leave it on the owners desk" said Jing.
"Sometimes I don't even know why I'm with you" said Kir.
"Just do it!" said Jing.
Later…
All the town was in bustle as they heard the king of bandits was going to steal the city by sunset.
"Jing how are you going to steal the city its too big!" said Kir.
"You'll see, they don't call me king of bandits for nothing" said Jing.
"I don't get you" said Kir.
Inside a bar somewhere…
Somehow Jing got drunk (don't ask).
"Yo! Old hag give me another glass of wine!" said Jing.
BAM!
"I can I please have a glass of wine?" said Jing.
I bet some of you are like how the hell is the bar keep letting an underage kid drink! Simple the bar keeps drunk too.
2 hours from sunset…
"Jing it's almost time for sunset" said Kir.
"Time to go to work" said Jing.
Later…
"THE KING OF BANDITS IS IN MY CASTLE!" yelled the king.
"yes we spotted him on our security cameras even though I don't know how we got them!" said a soldier.
"I WANT THE WHOLE CASTLE UNDER FULL PATROL" said the king.
"Yes sir!"
"Maybe you should look behind you before you think of that" said a voice as the doors opened.
"What's a kid doing here?" said the king.
"Hey kid you shouldn't be here the bandit king is on his way here" said the soldier.
"Well then I guess I should stay then" said Jing.
"Kid I demand you get out of here!" said the king.
"Hey now you can't go telling Jing what to do" said Kir.
"I'm the king I can so whatever I want" said the king.
"That's it I demand you call the rest of the soldiers!" yelled the king.
"I don't think that's possible" said Jing as he pulled an unconscious body from behind the door.
"Just who are you!" demanded the soldier.
"The names Jing but you may know me as the king of bandits" said Jing.
"…Heh… ha ha… HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! That's a good laugh" said the king.
The king pulled out a switch and pressed it and a giant creature came down.
"Destroy him!" yelled the king.
"Time to go to work"
LIGHT filled the room in the color green.
"GIMME A KIR ROYALE!"
After the room's dust cleared up…
"Where is that brat!" demanded the king.
He saw a note and read it.
I have stolen the city and I thank you for your help
Signed
King of Bandits.
"That kid really was the bandit king" said the king.
With Jing…
"So Jing looks like you've failed for once" said Kir.
"Don't be so sure" said Jing.
With the king…
"Where is it! My crown!"
To Be Continued?