A/N: I know electronics don't really work in or around Hogwarts, but I thought this would be a cute little oneshot.

Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns all characters.

'I knew you'd come! I knew it, Harry!' cried Neville as he jumped down from the mantelpiece.

'Yeah, yeah, whatever,' Harry replied absentmindedly, his eyes glued to his iPhone. 'YES! I got Miser Run!'

'Um…what is he doing?' Neville asked, confused.

'Playing some Muggle game,' Ron replied. 'I left these two a little while ago and when I came back, Harry was addicted to it.'

'He found it a little while ago, when we went into a Muggle village to buy some food,' Hermione said. 'He won't get off of that phone!'

'Come on, Harry, we have to get to Hogwarts!' Neville led the three through a secret passageway, which turned out to end in the Room of Requirements. Harry was oblivious to where they were, though.

*A little while later…*

'...We should tell them to get out,' Ron said. 'I mean, we don't want any more Dobby's, do we?'

Hermione ran forward and kissed him.

'Whoohoo!' Harry yelled. The two broke apart, pleased that Harry was taking this so well. But instead of finding him beaming at them, he was grinning at his phone. '10,000 points!'

Suddenly, there was a huge explosion and the group was blown apart. When the rubble cleared, Fred Weasley was dead. Percy was devastated. So was Harry.

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My screen broke! Wait, it still works! YES!'

'Harry, we have to kill the snake, it's the only way!' Hermione cried.

'Uh, huh, just let me finish this round.'

They went into the tunnel under the Whomping Willow. Ron and Hermione had to keep pushing him along to get him to keep moving. Finally they reached the Shrieking Shack. Snape was killed before their eyes.

'Take it,' he whispered as he died, memories trickling out of him.

'I can't,' Harry said. 'I have to get this power-up!'

Hermione filled a flask with the memories. Then they went back to Hogwarts. They heard Voldemort's voice, telling Harry to come to the forest. Because Harry refused to get off his phone, Ron and Hermione dumped the flask's contents into Dumbledore's Pensieve and pushed Harry in. Then they followed.

The three saw all of Snape's memories. They realized Harry had to sacrifice himself. Harry refused to do so.

'If I die, who will continue my game? I'm almost at 100,000 points!' he cried.

'I'll continue it for you, Harry. Just go kill yourself,' Ron said.

'If I must...' Harry sighed. He went into the forest. Voldemort killed him. Or so he thought…

Harry woke up in a white, cloudy room. He saw Dumbledore, who told him that Harry wasn't dead yet. Harry was ecstatic. 'I can continue my game! That's a good thing, because Ron stinks at it.' He returned to the present, and before anyone could see that he wasn't dead, he threw his cloak over himself and snuck up on Ron. He took the phone from his back pocket and resumed his game.

Harry found himself wandering into the Great Hall. He saw Voldemort about to kill Molly Weasley, and someone tripped on his Cloak. He was exposed to the Great Hall, and his appearance was such a shock that Molly could slip away. 'Harry Potter! You are still alive!' Voldemort screamed.

'Yeah. Hey, can we do this later? I'm about to fill up my bonus meter.'

'I'm going to kill you for real, this time, foolish boy.'

'Almost at a million-'

'Avada Kedavra!'

And his world ended.

But he got to play Temple Run in heaven…