Note: I have nothing to do with DN. But then again, you probably know that.

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L Ryuuzaki:

1. When doing his laundry, throw in a red shirt... all of his white shirts will be PINK! And when he wears it tell him he looks pretty, and the pink really makes his eyes pop.

2. Replace all the sweets in his house with fruits and veggies, and change all of his sugar bowls with Splenda.

3. Call him every letter in the alphabet, except L.

"Hey K!"

"It's L."

"Oh, sorry S."

"I said it's L."

"That's what I said, R!"

4. Whenever he's making a dramatic speech about justice, wave the American flag (or any national flag except Japan's) behind his head while humming the national anthem to that country.

5. Whenever he's sitting in his (adorably) weird way... push him over and start laughing manically.

6. At the end of his every sentence yell, "FOR JUSTICE! ...AND CANDY!"

7. As serious and dramatic as you possible, tell him you know the TRUE identity of Kira. When he seems interested, slowly lift up a picture of him.

8. Constantly scold him about his posture, and then hit him in the back with a ruler.

9. Give him an impossible riddle to solve, and when he can't do it, question his detective skills.

"Hey Y, if you're sliding down the road on a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes fill up a doghouse?"

"..."

"Hm...And you call yourself a detective. walks away disgustedly"

10. Hug him, and when he tells you to let go, hug him even tighter.

11. Narrate his every move with the voice that they use in previews for movies.

12. Constantly wonder aloud in front of his task force if "he is the real Kira."

13. Whenever he say's something clever say, "It's elementary, my dear Watson."

14. Take him on a surprise trip to the dentist! Extra points if you make him cry.

15. On Christmas, give him a box of chocolates and apologize for how you've treated him...but dump out all the chocolate prior to giving it to him and replace it with a Hello Kitty toothbrush and "Berry Cherry" toothpaste.

16. Put laxatives inside his sweets.

17. Show him the episode where he handcuffed himself to Light, then add chidingly "You seemed to enjoy that situation all too much, L. Is there something I should know?"

18. Lock him and Mello in one room and place a single piece of chocolate in the center. After one hour, peek inside to see which one is still alive.

19. Follow him around and call him Panda-Chan.

20. Lick his cheek and say that he tastes like strawberries.

21. Program his computer to pull up Misa porn pop-up adds, then explain to everyone that's why he constantly hugs his knees to his chest.

22. Whenever you hear word of another death by Kira, laugh maniacally in front of L. Make sure to whisper, "All according to plan...", and then rub your hands together.