I hate it. I hate everything about it. The colour. The smell. The taste. First the colour. It's too white. The colour white is meaningless. It is not even a proper colour. It's just a shadow colour. Used to make colours lighter. To create new shades of colours. It shouldn't even be called a colour.
And the smell. It's disgusting. As you bring the glass to your lips you can smell the staleness. The sourness. You can smell the pasture. It isn't pleasant. I mean why would you want to smell a cow when you're having a drink? If I wanted to smell a cow I would stand in a field. They really should change those cows diets.
The taste. The creaminess. The richness. It makes me sick. And there are different types. Skimmed, Semi-Skinned and Full Fat. It's bad enough having to smell one but to smell them all is the worst. I hate the taste.
And the feel. The way it slides so easily down the throat. The way you don't need to use many muscles to swallow. The silkiness that you feel when you touch it. the way it slowly drips off the fingers. I hate the texture of milk. It's soft. And sometimes thick.
I completely hate everything about it. It's the worst thing on the planet. I never want to see, smell or taste it again. And you know why?
BECAUSE I HATE MILK