I really wanted to write something like this just randomly so here it is it will probably be something rather strange but if you have read any of my other stories, (if you have, pretty please review! pathetic attempt at a puppy face) which I sincerely doubt you have but if you have you know how completely and utterly strange they are, which reflects on my own strangeness. Okay. I will stop boring you to death. Supposedly. NOTE: IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY PARENTS, (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) PLEASE AT LEAST STOP READING UNTIL I GET HERE OR CALL ME OR SOMETHING SO I CAN READ OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
Disclaimer: FOR HEAVENS SAKE I DON'T OWN PHANTOM!! GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE MY SISTER, IN WHICH CASE I MOST LIKELY MEAN THAT LITERALLY!!
Time to try it out. It ought to be interesting. One would think so. Very interesting, this will most likely be. Rather strange, this would probably be. I am sure I will regret doing this. However, my curiosity has gotten the better of me once again. I am out of things that say how strange this will be without telling you what it is, so I will tell you. The thing I am talking about. It is-DUN dun dun DUN dun DUUUN!! A TIME MACHINE!! Yes, I can see your surprise. I have created a time machine, and I am about to try it out! I am going into the future. There, I will get a job, and start a new life where people do not run away from me. I am sure that they can do some sort of thing to make my face normal with their future technology. Now, please excuse me. I am leaving now. To the year 3000. Au revoir.
