I haven't given up on any of my other stories. I just, failed to get any inspiration for them currently. I have chapters in the works for each story on here, just haven't finished them, they're almost there I just need to sit down and actually mess with them. While I was procrastinating though this little gem came out. A portion of it is already done giving me time to post weekly and still be able to work on this and all my other stories with hopefully not a lot off gaps inbetween updates. So yeah, enjoy? P.s. the writing style on this is way different than what I normally do. For one, it's all dialogue in texts between, you guessed it, Kendall and Logan. A lot of fluff. Like, more than any other story I have on here.
Logan Kendall
(Fri. 6:05 p.m.)
Hey, wen u come over brng yr helmet. We dn't hav any clean dishes. U'll hav 2 uze that 4 yr cereal bowl.
(Fri. 6:07 p.m.)
First off, gross. I would never use a helmet for cereal. Second, I don't even have a helmet. Third, that's not funny. You know I can't leave the hospital. Lastly, don't helmets have holes in them? Wouldn't the milk just pore out from it?
(Fri. 6:08 p.m.)
Woah, yr n d hsptl? Ddu break yr leg agn?
(Fri. 6:11 p.m.)
What? No. You know why I'm here. I thought you were going back with my parents to get me some more books. Really, you need to stop using all those products in your hair. They're finally seeping into your brain and making you stupid. I mean, come on, you never texted like an idiot before. At least you attempted the English language. This looks like gibberish.
(Fri. 6:12 p.m.)
Slow down, I'm lost rn. Who is this?
(Fri. 6:12 p.m.)
And I can write whatever damn way I please!
(Fri. 6:13 p.m.)
At least you're trying a bit now.
(Fri. 6:15 p.m.)
Logan. Wait. Who's this? Did you steal James' phone? I swear to god; I don't care that I'm stuck here for another month. I will wheel myself out of here and beat you with a crutch.
(Fri. 6:16 p.m.)
Easy there dude. Did not steal your friend's phone. I think I just texted the wrong number. Did just get a new phone over here.
(Fri. 6:17 p.m.)
No need to wheel yrself out of a hospital n beat me. Even though, I am a bit of a masochist. Might like it. ;)
(Fri. 6:19 p.m.)
Sorry. I guess. Haven't been able to sleep much.
(Fri. 6:20 p.m.)
And really? Masochist?
(Fri. 6:22 p.m.)
What can I say? I love it when people take control. ;)
(Fri. 6:23 p.m.)
Stop with the winky face. It's hardly appropriate in a conversation with a stranger.
(Fri. 6:23 p.m.)
Never! ;)
(Fri. 6:24 p.m.)
;)
(Fri. 6:24 p.m.)
;)
(Fri. 6:26 p.m.)
You're disgusting.
(Fri. 6:28 p.m.)
U find it funny. Yr probably laughing right now.
(Fri. 6:29 p.m.)
…no.
(Fri. 6:30 p.m.)
Yup.
(Fri. 6:30 p.m.)
Totally are.
(Fri. 6:30 p.m.)
;)
(Fri. 6:31 p.m.)
Who is this anyway?
(Fri. 6:32 p.m.)
Names Kendall. So tell me Logan, y r u in da hospital?
(Fri. 6:33 p.m.)
None of your business, Kendall.
(Fri. 6:34 p.m.)
I have to go. James just got back.
(Fri. 6:35 p.m.)
See ya later Logie ;)
(Fri. 6:37 p.m.)
Stop with the winky.
(Fri. 6:37 p.m.)
It's Logan. Not Logie.
(Fri. 6:40 p.m.)
;)
(Fri. 10:30 p.m.)
U were rght. The milk flowed out of d bowl. It went evERYWHERE.
(Fri. 10:33 p.m.)
Kendall?
(Fri. 10:34 p.m.)
Yes sir.
(Fri. 10:35 p.m.)
Why are you texting me at ten-thirty at night?
(Fri. 10:37 p.m.)
Carlos just went home wit milk soaked pants.
(Fri. 10:38 p.m.)
Good for Carlos. Let me sleep.
(Fri. 10:38 p.m.)
No. I bord.
(Fri. 10:40 p.m.)
I thought we discussed the use of gibberish in your texts.
(Fri. 10:42 p.m.)
No. U called my writing stupid and I humored u. 4 all u know I can be some famous author!
(Fri. 10:43 p.m.)
No author in their right mind would text like they were an idiot. It's beneath them.
(Fri. 10:45 p.m.)
R u calling me gum on some1's shoe? I'm not gum on some1's shoe! I'm more like a leaf n their face. Side blind them and make them walk in2 a tree. :P
(Fri. 10:46 p.m.)
At least attempt English. I'm half asleep over here and am writing far better than you.
(Fri. 10:47 p.m.)
Fine. Buzz kill.
(Fri. 10:47 p.m.)
Entertain me. I'M BORED.
(Fri. 10:49 p.m.)
I gathered as much.
(Fri. 10:50 p.m.)
Just go to sleep. Like I was, before I was rudely interrupted by your texts.
(Fri. 10:55 p.m.)
Who's James?
(Fri. 10:56 p.m.)
What? Why?
(Fri. 10:57 p.m.)
Humor me.
(Fri. 11:00 p.m.)
My best friend.
(Fri. 11:02p.m.)
I'm tired now.
(Fri. 11:03 p.m.)
Than go to sleep. Like normal people do.
(Fri. 11:05 p.m.)
Fine.
(Fri. 11:05 p.m.)
Night Logie.
(Fri. 11:06 p.m.)
Goodnight, Kendall.
(Fri. 11:06 p.m.)
And it's Logan!
(Fri. 11:07 p.m.)
Sure it is ;)
(Mon. 4:50 p.m.)
LoGAINE! I'M BORED.
(Mon. 4:53 p.m.)
Kendall?
(Mon. 4:54 p.m.)
Yesum.
(Mon. 4:55 p.m.)
Stop texting me. It's Logan. Not a hair care product to grow back hair for adult men.
(Mon. 4:55 p.m.)
Why? :O
(Mon. 4:57 p.m.)
Because we don't know each other. Talk to Carlos or something to stave your boredom.
(Mon. 4:57 p.m.)
He's asleep.
(Mon. 4:58 p.m.)
It's the middle of the day. Why is Carlos asleep?
(Mon. 4:59 p.m.)
Cause we're in detention and it's boRING!
(Mon. 4:59 p.m.)
Can't help you there. Text someone else. Someone that you know.
(Mon. 5:00 p.m.)
No.
(Mon. 5:00 p.m.)
They're all boring.
(Mon. 5:00 p.m.)
And from what I can tell yr stuck in a hospital. U need some1 2 talk 2.
(Mon. 5:02 p.m.)
Help you with your boredom and whatnot?
(Mon. 5:03p.m.)
I have books to stop me from being bored.
(Mon. 5:05 p.m.)
U READ 4 FUN?
(Mon. 5:05 p.m.)
I'M FRIENDS WITH A NERD!
(Mon. 5:06 p.m.)
AWESOME :D
(Mon. 5:08 p.m.)
We're not friends, Kendall. We don't even know each other.
(Mon. 5:09 p.m.)
But we know each other's names and best friends.
(Mon. 5:11 p.m.)
So Carlos is your best friend?
(Mon. 5:12 p.m.)
Yes sir.
(Mon. 5:12 p.m.)
HELP. I'M STILL BORED.
(Mon. 5:13 p.m.)
CARLOS IS DROOLING ON THE DESK. D:
(Mon. 5:13 p.m.)
IT'S EVERYWHERE
(Mon. 5:15 p.m.)
Wake him up than.
(Mon. 5:16 p.m.)
No.
(Mon. 5:18 p.m.)
Last time I did he threw his alarm clock at me. I have the scar to prove it.
(Mon. 5:19 p.m.)
It's on ma wrist.
(Mon. 5:19 p.m.)
Get's all da ladies!
(Mon. 5:20 p.m.)
I highly doubt anyone would want to be your 'ladie' just because you have a scar on your wrist. Caused by an alarm clock no less.
(Mon. 5:20 p.m.)
I can get all da ladies!
(Mon. 5:23 p.m.)
Get all the ladies to run away from you, screaming.
(Mon. 5:24 p.m.)
HEY
(Mon. 5:24 p.m.)
Chicks love da scar!
(Mon. 5:27 p.m.)
Do they still love it once you tell them how you got it?
(Mon. 5:29 p.m.)
…
(Mon. 5:29 p.m.)
Yr a meanie.
(Mon. 5:31 p.m.)
That could be because I've been stuck in a hospital for the past month.
(Mon. 5:32 p.m.)
Why ya n d hospital?
(Mon. 5:35 p.m.)
I'm not going to tell you, Kendall.
(Mon. 5:36 p.m.)
Like I said.
(Mon. 5:36 p.m.)
Meanie.
(Wed. 12:04 p.m.)
I got a sandwich. Made me think of you. :)
(Wed. 12:07 p.m.)
Why on earth would a sandwich make you think of me, pray tell.
(Wed. 12:09 p.m.)
It's dry n hard.
(Wed. 12:09 p.m.)
Just like yr soul.
(Wed. 12:10 p.m.)
You've had two conversations via text with me. How is that enough information for you to find out that my soul is dry an hard?
(Wed. 12:10 p.m.)
Cause yr a meanie.
(Wed. 12:11 p.m.)
That hurts. It hurts right in my soul.
(Wed. 12:12 p.m.)
:P
(Wed. 12:12 p.m.)
Wut r u doin?
(Wed. 12:14 p.m.)
Eating a very stale and tasteless lunch they brought me from the hospital cafeteria.
(Wed. 12:16 p.m.)
Same here.
(Wed. 12:16 p.m.)
Xcept 4 da hospital part.
(Wed. 12:17 p.m.)
I'm eating lunch.
(Wed. 12:17 p.m.)
At school.
(Wed. 12:19 p.m.)
I couldn't tell.
(Wed. 12:20 p.m.)
Don't b a meanie.
(Wed. 12:23 p.m.)
Why are you still texting me, Kendall?
(Wed. 12:24 p.m.)
We talked bout dis already.
(Wed. 12:26 p.m.)
Not really. You change the subject every time I bring it up.
(Wed. 12:29 p.m.)
Yr not boring.
(Wed. 12:32 p.m.)
Oh.
(Wed. 12:33 p.m.)
Oh?
(Wed. 12:34 p.m.)
Yes.
(Wed. 12:36 p.m.)
U not uzed 2 people giving u compliments r u?
(Wed. 12:38 p.m.)
How can you tell?
(Wed. 12:39 p.m.)
U didn't say thank you.
(Wed. 12:40 p.m.)
Nrml people say thank u after a compliment.
(Wed. 12:40 p.m.)
U said, "oh."
(Wed. 12:44 p.m.)
No one really gives me compliments or say that I'm not boring.
(Wed. 12:45 p.m.)
*Gasp* Not = James?
(Wed. 12:46 p.m.)
He tells me I'm boring more than anyone else. I'm used to it.
(Wed. 12:47 p.m.)
:O U shouldn't be.
(Wed. 12:49 p.m.)
He's my oldest friend. He's my only friend. I know that he doesn't mean it. He's just teasing.
(Wed. 12:50 p.m.)
Dat sad.
(Wed. 12:50 p.m.)
He's yr only friend?
(Wed. 12:54 p.m.)
Pretty much.
(Wed. 12:55p.m.)
Well…
(Wed. 12:56 p.m.)
Well?
(Wed. 12:57 p.m.)
Now u hav 2
(Wed. 12:59 p.m.)
I do?
(Wed. 1:01 p.m.)
Yup.
(Wed. 1:01 p.m.)
James and me.
(Wed. 1:01 p.m.)
We're yr friends.
(Wed. 1:03 p.m.)
No need to pity me Kendall. I'm perfectly indifferent about only having one friend.
(Wed. 1:04 p.m.)
But r u happy?
(Wed. 1:07 p.m.)
... not really.
(Wed. 1:10 p.m.)
I have to go. I'm having x-rays done. It was... nice texting you Kendall.
(Wed. 1:11 p.m.)
No prob Logie.
(Wed. 1:12 p.m.)
It's...
(Wed. 1:13 p.m.)
It wut?
(Wed. 1:13 p.m.)
Never mind.
(Wed. 1:14 p.m.)
;)
So... did y'all like it? Tell me and shit.