Disclaimer: If I owned DBZ I wouldn't be writing this disclaimer now would I?

A/N: This is a SS4 Kakakrott/SS4 ChiChi fic I know that ChiChi is not a saiyan let alone SS4 I just thought It would be interesting, and slight SS4 Vegeta/ SS4 Bulma there won't be much but you'll definitely see them in there somewhere

I Don't Care If You're A Slave

I NEED A NEW SLAVE ASAP ONE THAT CAN ACTUALLY COOK!!!! that was all Kakarott sent to his messenger, Azurel, Azurels job was to make that Kakarott was absolutely content. Unless he wanted to die a very painful death.

Kakarott was the one of the elite 2 (I know it's 4 I just don't think that Raditz and Napa deserve a spot, although I have nothing against them) he was on the side of Prince Vegeta.

"It pisses me when I pay so much for my slaves and they're not even worth it!" He growled then sat down on his chair.

"Azurel! Azurel get in here!" Kakarott yelled from his palace room which was HUGE

"Yes Sir!" A well built man named Azurel kneeled before him.

"Azurel, have you gotten my message yet?, I sent it this mourning so you should have gotten it haven't you?" Kakarott now that he was there

"Yes sir I got it" he said holding up the paper

"So have you found one you see how busy I am being head commander of the planet, I need a slave to get things done" he said calm, yet intimidating.

"I'm looking sir yet I find nothing good enough for you" he said getting out a list

"And you remember my request?, the slave must be a good cook?, you know my appetite" he smirked

"Yes I do sir, that's what's making the search so difficult, so far I only see girls for the job but none are strong enough to carry out your orders, but it looks like we'll have to settle for a female sir" Azurel said respectively.

"Alright, as long as they can get the job done, I really just need one to cook and clean for me that's pretty much it" Kakarott said leaning back. "Do what you gotta do and be done with it."

"Yes sir" Azurel bowed and went to a table "If I may sir?"

Kakarott looked up at him and nodded. Azurel sat down on the chair and continued looking.

"If only I could find a SS4 like yourself but the only ones are yourself, Prince Vegeta, and his slave Bulma." Azurel said

"Maybe we'll find one yet Azurel just keep looking.

"I'll do that sir" Azurel said eyes skimming down the paper

About 30 minutes of looking went by and suddenly….

"Sir! Sir wake up sir!" Azurel shook his master

"Huh?, what is it Azurel are we under attack?" Kakarott said sleepily.

"No Sir" Azurel chuckled, "I think I may have found you a slave, how's this for a slave?: Female, 21, like yourself sir, SS4, strong, good cook, follows orders and never complains, her name is ChiChi "

Kakarott looked at the paper hardly believing it, "She's perfect Azurel! I'll buy her! how much is she?"

"10,000 zeni sir"

"10,000 ZENI?!?!" Kakrott yelled eyes nearly popping out

"She's worth every penny sir, how often do you find one as good as this one?"

"You're right Azurel!, I'm buying her!"

"Good for you sir!, should I call in the mourning?"

"No! Now! How long do you think she'll last?!, I wouldn't be surprised if she's not already sold!"

"Good idea sir" Azurel ran over to the phone and dialed it, "Hello, can I speak to ChiChi's master?, yes I'll hold" Azurel held for about 42 seconds, "Hello, I was wondering if miss ChiChi has been sold?"

"No she's still available, would you like to buy her?" spoke an elderly man

"Yes I would please."

"That will cost you 10,000 zeni"

"I know, we have the money ready"

"She's worth it she cooks great too, I just don't need her anymore, I'm reaching the end of my time I just want her to serve, she loves working" he said

"That's a sign of a good worker" said Azurel, "I'll see you tomorrow" he ended the call.

"So is she sold?" Kakarott asked

"No, and I can pick her up tomorrow" Azurel said writing down an address

"If you don't mind Azurel, I'd like to go" Kakarott said

"As you wish sir" Azurel said