Disclaimer: This goes for ALL of the chapters! I am most definitely NOT J. K. Rowling, as much as I'd love to be the great, famous, talented writer. I am just a very eccentric fanfic writer and a fan of Harry Potter. Got it? 'Kay!
Prologue
Lily Kelicia Evans is perfect. Beautiful, studious, caring, smart, brave, and I could go on forever. She's an angel from heaven. She never breaks any rules, never upsets teachers, nothing. So no wonder you'd be wondering how she's got me as her best friend.
I'm crazy, eccentric, and like to party. I never study if I have to, and my brain is filled with ideas on how to prank, break rules, and make people's lives exciting. Just the opposite of dear little Lily. So how did we end up as best friends?
Well, the first moment we saw each other, we just knew. We were fated, destined to be best friends. So we did. And that was that. Pretty simple, don't you think? We spent every day together at Hogwarts, and often visited each other during the summers. But there was one flaw in our friendship. Just one, teeny weeny, eensie-weensie problem.
James Potter was my brother.
And to understand exactly why this was so horrible, you'd have to know that Lily loathed James. To me, he was a funny, smart, wonderfully talented twin brother, but to Lily, he was a no-good, dirty, rotten, stone-hearted, arrogant git.
This isn't her story, and it isn't mine either. We share it, and it's going to be more sophisticated than you think. Love triangles, Polyjuice potions, prank wars, Hogsmeade, microwaves, felly-tones, pillow fights, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Yep.