Chapter 1- A New Life?
(A/N- Okay, this is my first Fanfic so pleeeeease gimme tips and stuff.
In this Fanfic, you're the girl.)
BUMP BUMP BUMP! What is that! Is it a n00b? Is it Groundon? No! It's some new kid stuck inside a truck. The truck stops, and May, (You!) gets out of the truck. "JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE DRIVERS TODAY! MY GOD!" May goes inside to see her mother with a bunch of blue ugly Pokemon. "That goes over there. Oh, hello dear! Daddy bought you a new clock, so go set it." Says Mom. "Oo But Mom, you don't even use the freakin' time in this game!" "HUSH HUSH, BRAT. GO SET IT. NOW." And after Mom's hissy fit, May went upstairs to go set the clock. "Oh, that reminds me! I have a Potion in my PC!" May withdrew the Potion, and went downstairs to get snacks. "May! May! Your father is on TV!" May scrambled over to the TV. "…And that concludes our news bump on the new Gym Leader of Petalburg City." "Oh crap. I'm sorry, May, they were interviewing Daddy on TV." "Mom, you know what day it is…right? Today I turn 11!" "Right! And today you get your first Pokemon from Professor Insert tree name here!" May was so excited, she ran outside to go see Prof. Insert tree name here. But her mother stopped her. "Sweetie, go meet the neighbors first!" May nodded and went into the neighbor's house.
CAN'T YOU FUCKING KNOCK, YA BITCH? Oh, I'm sorry! You must be the new bitch, I mean kid. I like your hat. Brandon is upstairs so why dontcha go see him?" "Okay! Thanks, ugly lady!" May went upstairs and saw a Poke Ball. She went to grab it and then some kid in a Kabuto costume popped out of the closet. "AHHA! I N00 U WER A IMP0ZT3R! I W!LL K!CK UR NUTZ! Ohemgee I'm like soooo sorry. Yo, I'm Brandon. And some n00b has been stealing my shit. So yep! What's your name, hottie?" "Okay, don't call me that. And I'm May, nice to meet you." "Okay, May. Whisper: Hahahahahaha I rhymed. I'm going to go catch some Pokemon now, see ya." Brandon ran out the door and May followed him. He was too stupid to hear his dad yell for help. Professor Tree was being chased by some thingy! "MAY! QUICK! GRAB A POKE BALL!" May was confused, and grabbed Brandon's nuts. "WATCH IT!" "Oops! Sorreh!" May went into the bag and grabbed a Poke ball with a little fire symbol on it. "WHATEVERYOUARETHING COME OUT!" May cried, and a small chicken came out of the ball. "OKAY NOW KICK THE FUCK OUT OF THAT THINGY!". The chicken went over and threw up on the dog thingy and it ran away. "Good job, thingy!" The thingy chirped and it turned white. It got bigger and BIGGER AND BIIIGGGGEEEERRR until It was a huge chicken. "T-t-that was NOT supposed to happen until level 30something! BAD TORCHIC!" screamed Professor Somethingorotherbeginningwithatree. May took out a Pokedex and it said, "Blaziken. The 'WTF' Pokemon. Blahblahblah." Professor…uhh…something screamed. "WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT! MAY, YOU SO SUCK RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE WAY AHEAD IN THE FREAKIN GAME!" May sighed. "I stole it from your lab." "Whatever. Just keep the Pokemon."
"YESS! I GOT A WHATCHAMACALLIT!" May laughed and danced with Sweety, her Blaziken.
The end of CH1.
Just a little note, Sweety is my friend's Blaziken. I loooove Pokemon Emerald. 33