DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, it's sequels, or Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. If I did, I'd make a game with them...which would no doubt suck eggs. I'll leave the game design to the professionals...for now.

Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy's Nobody

PROLOGUE

Peach Creek Cul-de-sac. A quiet, humble suburban neighborhood. The residents themselves were mostly made up of kids. Kids with nothing to do but enjoy their summer vacation, which was unusually long this year. Three kids in particular are persistant in what they do.

Ed, the dumb one. He may not be the brightest knife in the drawer, but he's certainly the strongest. The muscle of the trio, big Ed is always ready to help his friends out, and rarely does he ever refuse.

Edd, the smart one. In contrast to Ed, Edd (or Double D) is actually very intelligent. The brains of the group, he builds all of the equipment needed to make their plans successful.

And Eddy, the greedy one. Definately not a genius, but still clever. When he and his trio set up their scams, Eddy will do nothing but sit back and watch. It is only when they begin selling that he participates.

The Eds, as they are often refered to, spend many of their hours setting up scams to make quick cash. Most of these become unsuccessful, yet they never stop trying. They just seem to be missing something, but what? Today, they are going to find out...

JUNKYARD

"...Excuse me?" Double-D questioned, double checking to see if he heard his friend correctly.

"You heard me. We're gonna start repeating some of our scams. They'll be easier to set up, and we'll fix our mistakes! You got a problem with that?" Eddy barked.

"Of course not, but...I'm just surprised that you'd suggest such a rational idea."

"Oh! I've got a rash!" Ed exclaimed, getting ready to pull down his pants. His two friends quickly prevented the catastrophy from occuring.

"Ok, which one to do first..." Eddy pondered. He then tripped over an object, his face hitting the ground with a thud. Looking down, he spotted... "A camera? That's it! We'll do that calender thing again!"

"Oh no...Eddy, please. Times of changed since episode 7. The kids are gonna be on to us, you know that," Double-D complained. Eddy paid no mind to him, as he began planning. "Well, I might as well reprise my role as safari guide..."

"Guys! Come look at this!" Ed yelled from far away.

"What's lumpy want now?"

"Probably found something out of the ordinary. I wouldn't be surprised, given the nature of this disgusting junkyard..."

I...I awoke with sweat running down my forehead. Where am I?. Searching around, I found what appeared to be a broken mirror. I inspected myself through the reflection: Yep, still the same. But something just didn't seem right...

"Oh dear! Excuse me, but are you ok?" came the voice of a stranger. It was a teenager with a black hat, orange shirt, purple shorts and blue shoes. Behind him followed a short kid with three strands of hair, a yellow shirt, light blue shorts, and red shoes. Behind him was a tall kid with yellow skin, no chin, a green jacket with a red and white stripped shirt underneath, blue pants and black shoes.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Hey, where am I?"

"You're in the junkyard."

"Ok...but I mean where am I?"

"Oh dear. One can only assume you don't live here, correct?" I was sort of puzzled at first. These kids were...kind of weird. Disproportioned even.

"...Right. I, just woke up here. I don't really remember anything...at all..."

"Amnesia? Oh please, that's so cliche," the short one piped.

"But it's true!"

"Don't worry sir, we'll be sure to provide you with excellent hospitality while you try to remember what's been forgotten."

"Thanks. I really appreciate it. It's just...so bizarre..." I said. It was, at the time. Before I knew the truth.

"My name is Ed!" yelled the tall kid.

"Eddy," the short one said.

"And I'm Eddward, but you can call me Double-D. Do you even remember your own name?" the kid with the hat asked. At that moment, I did. In fact, it was the only thing I knew of myself.

"...My name...My name is Roxas."

"Roxas? ...Hey, that's actually kind of a cool name. I like it! Welcome to the group, Roxas!" Eddy exclaimed.

"Group?"

"Yep! We're The Eds! And you're the newest member, Roxas!" Ed pretty much hugged the life out of me. I couldn't breathe for a moment. The other two just shook hands with me. I had just awakened for the first time in my life, I believed. I didn't know who I was, why I was here, or even why I existed. But, being accepted by these new faces as friends made me feel a warmth inside. Inside my heart...my heart...Yet, I also felt cold...why?

"First, let's find you some clothes, Roxas. You very well can't go around naked." This caught me by surprise. That was when I looked down and saw that I WAS in the nude. I quickly covered my important areas and turned red in the face.

"Come on! You could've at least told me I was naked sooner!"

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Well, that's the prologue. This will tie in with the KH series one way or another. How, though, you'll just have to wait and see.