Hello all! I wrote this thing a while ago when i was really sick, which might explain a lot ! (*~*) This songfic is about a favorite fanfiction genre.... Harry Potter!!! And it includes a lil reference to Cassandra Claire, author of Draco Sinister and its prequel and sequel. If you haven't read her stuff you are completely insane and must go to www.schnoogle.com immediatly and read her fics. to the tune of "Science Fiction Double Feature" from the classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show." Enjoy!

Dumbledore was gone

When Fawkes sang his song

And helped Harry defeat evil Tom

And Sirius Black was cut no slack

Wormtail got a silver hand.

Then something went well

for poor little Neville

when he won Gryffindor the House Cup

And while we fans wait

for the next three books great

we've got some big plans of our own

in our...

Harry Potter

Fan fiction tales.

It's entertainment...

That never fails.

See wizards fighting

Ron and Harry

and lots of creatures

that're pretty scary

whoa oh oh oohhhh...

in the latest

Harry Potter

Fan fiction tale.

I knew some of the writers

Had turned into fighters when they filled

All of their chapters with rants

But I really got hot

When i saw Draco stop

And fight a manticore in his leather pants.

And Cassandra Claire

Raised her pen in the air and said

"I'm gonna get me some new Draco fans!"

"If he crosses us here,"

said Ron in fear,

"That's gonna be our very last chance!

In this..."

Harry Potter

Fan fiction tales.

Entertainment...

hat never fails

See wizards fighting

Sirius and Snape

X-rated slash...

makes us gape

whoa oh oh oohhhh

in the latest

Harry Potter

Fan fiction tale

let your mind sail...

in the latest

Harry Potter Fan fiction tale!