I don't own them. I just love them too much.
Sam Daniel and Teal'c were sitting in the commissary, enjoying their lunch. Jack came in to sit with them, carrying a bowl of red jello. He sat and eyed Sam's blue jello suspiciously.
"Everyone knows red jello is safer, Major."
Sam tilted her head. "Why is that sir?"
Jack stuck out his tongue, which was very red. "Less artificial coloring."
Sam smiled. Daniel shook his head, realizing that his friends were flirting...again.
Jack put down his spoon. "Anyway, I just heard a riddle that will prove that you two think too much. Or just spend too much time with me, but that's besides the point."
The two in question, Sam and Daniel, looked up at their team leader. "Tell us, Jack" Daniel said.
Jack smiled. "There is a dog, a cat, a mouse, and a piece of cheese. The dog wants to eat the cat, the cat wants to eat the mouse, and the mouse wants to eat the piece of cheese. How does the cheese escape?"
Daniel thought for a while, and then answered first. "A bird came and took away the cheese, leaving the cat, dog, and mouse to realize that not eating each other was a better way of life."
Jack shook his head, amused that Daniel had bothered to come up with a peaceful, if not logical answer. "You're thinking too much Daniel."
Sam tried. "The cat ate the mouse before it got to the cheese. The dog ate the cat, and left the cheese alone because it was lactose intolerant."
Daniel shook his head this time. "You definitely have been spending too much time with Jack, Sam. He's a bad influence."
"Thanks Daniel." Jack muttered sarcastically.
"What's the answer sir?" Sam was curious. Jack looked at Sam, then Daniel, in total disbelief.
"It's a piece of cheese, guys. An inanimate object. Why does it CARE????"
"Well Jack, that's not entirely true. The water life form we encountered in that incident with the Russian stargate wasn't an inanimate object." Daniel countered.
"And sir, Urgo was supposed to be a machine, but he had a mind of his own." Sam offered in support of Daniel.
Jack put his head in his hands and sighed in defeat. "It was a joke guys. J-O-K-E for cryin' out loud." Sam and Daniel laughed at him. Even Teal's had an amused look on his face.
"Colonel O'Neill to General Hammond's office." The announcement came over the base's intercom. Jack got up to leave. He turned right before he reached the commissary doors. "Just promise me you won't work over leave." He asked.
"Yes sir."
"Anything you say Jack."
Jack sighed and left, wondering what trouble he had gotten into now.
Sam Daniel and Teal'c were sitting in the commissary, enjoying their lunch. Jack came in to sit with them, carrying a bowl of red jello. He sat and eyed Sam's blue jello suspiciously.
"Everyone knows red jello is safer, Major."
Sam tilted her head. "Why is that sir?"
Jack stuck out his tongue, which was very red. "Less artificial coloring."
Sam smiled. Daniel shook his head, realizing that his friends were flirting...again.
Jack put down his spoon. "Anyway, I just heard a riddle that will prove that you two think too much. Or just spend too much time with me, but that's besides the point."
The two in question, Sam and Daniel, looked up at their team leader. "Tell us, Jack" Daniel said.
Jack smiled. "There is a dog, a cat, a mouse, and a piece of cheese. The dog wants to eat the cat, the cat wants to eat the mouse, and the mouse wants to eat the piece of cheese. How does the cheese escape?"
Daniel thought for a while, and then answered first. "A bird came and took away the cheese, leaving the cat, dog, and mouse to realize that not eating each other was a better way of life."
Jack shook his head, amused that Daniel had bothered to come up with a peaceful, if not logical answer. "You're thinking too much Daniel."
Sam tried. "The cat ate the mouse before it got to the cheese. The dog ate the cat, and left the cheese alone because it was lactose intolerant."
Daniel shook his head this time. "You definitely have been spending too much time with Jack, Sam. He's a bad influence."
"Thanks Daniel." Jack muttered sarcastically.
"What's the answer sir?" Sam was curious. Jack looked at Sam, then Daniel, in total disbelief.
"It's a piece of cheese, guys. An inanimate object. Why does it CARE????"
"Well Jack, that's not entirely true. The water life form we encountered in that incident with the Russian stargate wasn't an inanimate object." Daniel countered.
"And sir, Urgo was supposed to be a machine, but he had a mind of his own." Sam offered in support of Daniel.
Jack put his head in his hands and sighed in defeat. "It was a joke guys. J-O-K-E for cryin' out loud." Sam and Daniel laughed at him. Even Teal's had an amused look on his face.
"Colonel O'Neill to General Hammond's office." The announcement came over the base's intercom. Jack got up to leave. He turned right before he reached the commissary doors. "Just promise me you won't work over leave." He asked.
"Yes sir."
"Anything you say Jack."
Jack sighed and left, wondering what trouble he had gotten into now.