The Chibi Pocky Monster
As I am in the middle of writing an intense , in depth M rated storyline I felt I needed to do a funny happy feel good one shot and this story popped into my mind!
Contains: Rido x Midori, very OOC and a overly cute ickle Senri
Disclaimer: I knew you have to put a disclaimer so yeah VK isn't mine otherwise Kaname x Zero would have 100children by now.
She ran and ran like her life depended on it. Through the halls, and the corridors and through the main doors trying desprately to get away from the evil mad man pursuing her. She tried to loose him in the forest but caught her toe on a log, tripped and heard pounding footsteps coming her way.
"Oh no" she cried dramatically placing her hand to her head, "is this to be my end?"
"AND CUT!"
"That was wonderful Midori" applauded the director, "perfect as usual."
"Really? I think I could of done the trip a little better," sighed Midori getting up.
"Well to be honest, as you wearing a long Princess dress even if your stumble is faked no-one is going to notice as they can't see your feet and because it is long I'm surprised you haven't fallen over for real in it already" chuckled the director.
As Midori and director chuckled she felt a little pull on her skirt of her pink dress.
"Mama I is hungry, I need food in here now," he said pointing yo waiting open mouth.
"Baby there's a table over there with all food onfor everyone to help themselves, go get something," said Midori crouching down to her son's height.
"I looked mama already there and they only do grown big people food, not little food for baby Senri" he whined looking at her with his big puppy dog eyes that resembled hers so much.
"Ohhhhh." Midori was torn between finishing the movie or going home to get Senri dinner, "tell you what my darling, I only have one scene left today. Wait until I finish it then I will take you to any restaurant you want to go."
"Uhhhhh," thought a confused Senri tapping his chin to show he was thinking, "that 'pends on how long your scene is Mama"
"Not long,"she laughed, "an hour at the most"
"Bet you lying Mama and it'll be this big" he held out his arms wide in a comical way.
"No sweety, look I'll tell you all what Mama's next bit is. My character hears footsteps behind as she's fallen, unknown to her, an arm locks around her waist and it actually her Prince come to rescue her and then go and do kissy stuff,"
"What like this," came a sudden voice from behind Midori, locking his arm around her waist, nuzzling into hair.
"Dada Dada DADA!" screamed Senri running up to his father who immediately scooped him up into his arms.
"How's my little man doing,"he smiled at him and kissed him on the cheek.
"Well Dada I am not in tippity top order at the moment."
"Why's that my son?"
"Listen at my tummy, it's very angry and making funny noises," he lifted his top to show Rido his father, his cute little tummy.
"Basically he's hungry," laughed Midori, "hey now you're here darling can you take him home and feed him."
"Sure, lets go Senri, we will soon get that little tummy filled for you."
Senri look back though over Rido's shoulder as he was being carried and saw his Mama, He loved her very much and felt guilty for leaving her. He started to cry.
"Hey now little one," soothed Rido, "what's the matter, tell Dada."
"Dada I love food and I love Mama too. So what should I choose?"
"OK OK, how about this, I'll take you to the nearest shop and buy you whatever you want to eat and then I'll bring you straight back here."
"Yay" he cheered,"you are clever Dada, you think of the cleverest things. You is so brilliant."
"I already know that!" boasted Rido, ruffling his son's messy auburn hair.
30 minutes later they returned to see Midori was now wearing her normal clothes (meaning she had finished filming) and was in deep conversation with a woman who had a very "business like" look to her
"... well let me discuss it with my husband first," he heard Midori say.
"Talk to me about what?" he asked.
"Ah back already my darlings! Well this lady is from the Cross Modelling Agency, basically offering if I would consider being a model as well as an actress."
"Do it Mama the everyone can see how beautiful you are," smiled Senri, pocky hanging out of his mouth,
"How many of them have you had already?"
Senri put all his fingers up to indicate 10.
"Senri," warned his father giving him a 'don't lie' look.
"Maybe my fingers and all my toes to then Mama.
"And the already eaten other pack," mused Rido, "I'm telling you that kid's got an addiction."
All was laughing, Midori, Rido and the modelling rep. As she did so she looked at Senri's cuteness, she also noted how extremely beautiful he was himself with his red hair and soft ocean blue eyes, exactly like his mothers.
"Well you are a little cutie," bent down the rep, "we've been looking for child models too and so far we haven't found anyone perfect enough but you will be."
"I be a model? That mean I be big famous star like Mama?"
"Of course."
"Then I'll do it." He beamed, dancing around happily, celebrating with another box of Pocky.
((A/N may turn into a two-shot with the next chapter being about his actual first modelling shoot upon request. Thanks for Reading!))