This is a 10 minute work without the benefit of spell check, editor
or anything else, just a random bout of silliness that just refuse
to leave me =/
*~*~*~*~*
Meet the Tendo Girls
*~*~*~*~*
"And these are my daughters!" Announced Soun with an air of
expectation.
Father and son looked towards the Tendo patriarch and blinked.
"Um daughters?" Asked Genma tentatively, looking towards indicative
female.
Soun himself blinked then glance at his little angels and gave a silent
head count.
One... two... three... yep! All there!
"Yes! My daughters!" He beamed, and then frowned at the look of
bafflement on Genma's face before it suddenly hit him that Genma might
want to know their name.
"Oh where are my manners, let me introduce them first." He announced
and was please to see the vigorous head shake from both Saotome.
"This is my eldest daughter Kasumi!" He announced cheerfully, pointing
towards the prim and proper lady sitting demurely by with a cup of tea
in her hand, her green hair flowing down to her knees while her
piercing amber eyes seems to bore hole into the younger Saotome's eyes.
"And this is Nibiki" He continue pointing this time towards the yellow
furry rodent that Genma had assume was a pet.
"Pikachu!" It... err _she_ announced in a voice that sounded distinctly
evil. Genma gave a shudder just as Soun went on with his introduction.
"And this is Akane!" He announced pointing at a seeming empty space.
Both Saotome squinted hard at the empty space, yet nothing seemed
amiss.
"Say Tendo!" came Genma's tentatively voice. "Where is this 'Akane'
that you just mentioned?"
Soun blinked then looked back at the empty space and gave a great gasp
of disbelief.
"Good grief old friend, are you sure that you are alright? How can you
miss her?"
Genma blinked again, rubbed his eyes hard and looked again at the empty
space.
Nope still nothing.
"Soun." He spoke out carefully. "Just what does this 'Akane' look
like?"
"Why can't you see for yourself Genma?" Asked Soun quizzically. "Surely
a picture is worth a thousand words."
Before Genma could form an intelligent response, (a great feat within
itself) a horrid inhuman roar could be heard echoing across the
neighborhood, and a giant purple foot slammed through roof mere inches
from the father Saotome.
Frozen in abject horror, the Saotome pair slowly turned their face to
view the monstrously huge metallic purple foot.
"Akane! How many times do I have to tell you to be careful where you
step?" The green haired girl called Kasumi chided "You don't want the
neighbors to start complaining like they did last time when you step on
poor old Yuyu-baba right?"
The now identified Akane gave another roar that could have been an
apology and lift the feet up once more.
"Pika Pi!" Added the insidiously evil sounding voice, sending another
round of shiver around the room.
"Yes Nibiki, but we can't brainwash the entire town again, goodness the
last time I did that I was in bed for days." Kasumi announced calmly.
"You don't want Akane to attempt dinner again do you?"
"Pii..." The yellow rodent announced in a defeated tone, shoulder
slumping in a decidedly comically (yet evil) way.
"So son these are my daughters, pick one and-
"KASUMI!!!" Ranma shouted out desperately, looking toward the only
female HUMAN in the room "I PICKED KASUMI!"
Kasumi raised an eyebrow. "Not a wise choice boy, not wise at all..."
"Huh?" Ranma answered oh so eloquently.
"With Nibiki, you would have been rich, and a religious icon for
millions of kids around the world, with Akane, you might have had a
chance at wish of your desire."
"Uhh..." Ranma looked decidedly nervous now, staring at the seemingly
normal but increasingly scary lady.
"With me though..." Kasumi looked Ranma up and down.
"How do you feel about wearing mini skirts?"
Ranma blinked
*~*~*~*~*
This came from a random thought about all those silly spoof that with
different character replacing the Tendo, I decided to make mine a
varied caste, it can be completed neatly here or continued as my whim
desired.
Anyways, enjoy the bout of silliness, and incase you haven't figure it
out these are the replacements:
Kasumi = Setsuna
Nibiki = Pikachu
Akane = Eva Unit 1
or anything else, just a random bout of silliness that just refuse
to leave me =/
*~*~*~*~*
Meet the Tendo Girls
*~*~*~*~*
"And these are my daughters!" Announced Soun with an air of
expectation.
Father and son looked towards the Tendo patriarch and blinked.
"Um daughters?" Asked Genma tentatively, looking towards indicative
female.
Soun himself blinked then glance at his little angels and gave a silent
head count.
One... two... three... yep! All there!
"Yes! My daughters!" He beamed, and then frowned at the look of
bafflement on Genma's face before it suddenly hit him that Genma might
want to know their name.
"Oh where are my manners, let me introduce them first." He announced
and was please to see the vigorous head shake from both Saotome.
"This is my eldest daughter Kasumi!" He announced cheerfully, pointing
towards the prim and proper lady sitting demurely by with a cup of tea
in her hand, her green hair flowing down to her knees while her
piercing amber eyes seems to bore hole into the younger Saotome's eyes.
"And this is Nibiki" He continue pointing this time towards the yellow
furry rodent that Genma had assume was a pet.
"Pikachu!" It... err _she_ announced in a voice that sounded distinctly
evil. Genma gave a shudder just as Soun went on with his introduction.
"And this is Akane!" He announced pointing at a seeming empty space.
Both Saotome squinted hard at the empty space, yet nothing seemed
amiss.
"Say Tendo!" came Genma's tentatively voice. "Where is this 'Akane'
that you just mentioned?"
Soun blinked then looked back at the empty space and gave a great gasp
of disbelief.
"Good grief old friend, are you sure that you are alright? How can you
miss her?"
Genma blinked again, rubbed his eyes hard and looked again at the empty
space.
Nope still nothing.
"Soun." He spoke out carefully. "Just what does this 'Akane' look
like?"
"Why can't you see for yourself Genma?" Asked Soun quizzically. "Surely
a picture is worth a thousand words."
Before Genma could form an intelligent response, (a great feat within
itself) a horrid inhuman roar could be heard echoing across the
neighborhood, and a giant purple foot slammed through roof mere inches
from the father Saotome.
Frozen in abject horror, the Saotome pair slowly turned their face to
view the monstrously huge metallic purple foot.
"Akane! How many times do I have to tell you to be careful where you
step?" The green haired girl called Kasumi chided "You don't want the
neighbors to start complaining like they did last time when you step on
poor old Yuyu-baba right?"
The now identified Akane gave another roar that could have been an
apology and lift the feet up once more.
"Pika Pi!" Added the insidiously evil sounding voice, sending another
round of shiver around the room.
"Yes Nibiki, but we can't brainwash the entire town again, goodness the
last time I did that I was in bed for days." Kasumi announced calmly.
"You don't want Akane to attempt dinner again do you?"
"Pii..." The yellow rodent announced in a defeated tone, shoulder
slumping in a decidedly comically (yet evil) way.
"So son these are my daughters, pick one and-
"KASUMI!!!" Ranma shouted out desperately, looking toward the only
female HUMAN in the room "I PICKED KASUMI!"
Kasumi raised an eyebrow. "Not a wise choice boy, not wise at all..."
"Huh?" Ranma answered oh so eloquently.
"With Nibiki, you would have been rich, and a religious icon for
millions of kids around the world, with Akane, you might have had a
chance at wish of your desire."
"Uhh..." Ranma looked decidedly nervous now, staring at the seemingly
normal but increasingly scary lady.
"With me though..." Kasumi looked Ranma up and down.
"How do you feel about wearing mini skirts?"
Ranma blinked
*~*~*~*~*
This came from a random thought about all those silly spoof that with
different character replacing the Tendo, I decided to make mine a
varied caste, it can be completed neatly here or continued as my whim
desired.
Anyways, enjoy the bout of silliness, and incase you haven't figure it
out these are the replacements:
Kasumi = Setsuna
Nibiki = Pikachu
Akane = Eva Unit 1