My Perverted Manga Artist

by haruuuuko

Hatsune Miku is a mangaka who lazes around and makes her brother do all the house work. One day Yowane Haku comes at her door and pleads her to make a manga for her company...Not just any manga though, Can Miku make 30 different HENTAI manga's in 3 months? Not only is she in deep shit, she's a newbie at it. Who else would help this idiot? Her friends of course. Warning: G!pMiku

1. Chapter 1

My Perverted Manga Artist

Me:Heheheheh~~

Luka:What is going on with you!? Your deleting old stories and making new one-...Nevermind

Miku:I see.. so your practicing new things...and if you don't seem to like a story you delete it and start a new one?

Me:Only for vocaloid stories...I need to get the victorious story up and running though, I deleted the old one but can't think of a new one for it. -Shrugs-

Miku:How about you make Tori-san-

Me:Hm...Any ideas?

Luka:You totally ignored Miku -Facepalm-

Me:Oohhhh how about a horror...neh, I love horror but I don't know how to write it...

Luka:Don't ignore me!

Me:Anywho~~ This story is based of some Hentai i recently watched~~ -Wink Wink- Heheheehhe~~ It won't be that much like the hentai but it'll have the plot idea.

Miku:Your using the plot from a hentai!?

Me:Calm down Miku-tan, it'll be totally fine~~...I think

Luka and Miku: -Facepalm-

Me:Enjoy~~

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~MPMV~

-[Miku's Pov]-

...*-ing*

...*Ding Ding*

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I lazily sit up on the bed and look around to see I was in my room. Right now the time was 8:35 a.m. , Who...wakes up someone..this EARLY! I'm a growing 16 year old girl! I deserve to sleep to 11:00! Or maybe even 2 in the afternoon on a sunday.

I rub my eyes softly, to see if that'll wake me up as I walk out of my room, down the stairs and to the door. Before opening it I think of the possiblities a rapist is behind this door, waiting for me to open up so he can-

"E-Excuse me? Anyone home?"A female voice on the other side stutters.

Scratch that...wait, this woman could be a rapist as well... Oh my god! Either way i'm gonna get raped! Please let it be a normal one, I'm not really into Sadist-

"Miku open the fucking door already!"My older brother, Mikuo, yells to me, "And for the last time stop thinking a rapist is behind the fucking door every time you go to answer it! Who the hell would go for a flat chest?"He laughs teasingly as he went back into the kitchen to make breakfeast.

"Fuck you Mikuo-niichan"I spat coldly as I opened the door, feeling the gust of wind hit my body and shivering at the contact. I look to see who was standing there. It was a woman yes, but not only that, she was very sexy and cute and...blushing?

"How may I help tee?"

"It's 'Thee' Miku!"Mikuo shouts from the kitchen

"I knew that!"I shout back, "So, how may I help you?"

"Ar-Are you H-Hatsune Miku?"She asks shyly. I gave a curious look and chuckle.

"Yes I am Hatsune Miku"

She brightens up and takes a hold of my hands happily, "My name is Yowane Haku! I am here to make a request!~"

"Request? Uh okay, please come in and make yourself at home. I need my brother to be here when you make the request."I say, I am not having sex with some random stranger I don't even know, .'although she is pretty cute- what am I doing!?'

"Mikuo-nii get over here!"

"Hey Miku, do you want some Sausage with eggs and bacon?"Mikuo asks me while coming out with a plate of Sausage, eggs and bacon.

I love the smell of that food and get hungry a little, "Yea!" I nod happily

"Great"He nods

I watch him sit on the couch in the living room, where Haku is. "Well?" I look at him weirdly.

"Well what?"He asks me with a confused look as he ate his food.

"Breakfeast?" Now my angry face was on.

"Oh, The stove is right there sweetie"He says with a concern face, but I can hear the 'evil' in his voice. "Oh never mind! I'm eating cereal!" I pout and run into the kitchen to grab a box of Lucky Charms.

I pour the Lucky charms into a blue bowl and pour the milk in next. I grab my spoon and diet coke (That's right I drink soda when eating cereal) and walk into the living room to sit beside my brother on the couch, facing Haku.

Before anything I punch my brother's arm and glare at him, "Ass"

"So Yowane-san, I hear you want to request something from Miku?"Mikuo laughs, "What is it?" Haku moves around uncomfortable frm both Mikuo's and my stares, shyly blushing.

"H-Hatsune-san I-I hear your a manga artist..."Haku mutters loud enough for me to hear.

"Yea, that's right. Does your company want me to make a new manga for them?"I ask her while chewing my cereal slowly so I can hear her instead of my crunching.

"T-Tecnically y-yes..."Haku sputters out.

"Great, Miku has something to do now instead of laze around. What kind of manga is it?"Mikuo smiles as he ate his breakfeast. I glare at the bastard while he wasn't looking, hoping he'd feel my cold daggers of hate. "Miku it's not good to glare"

"U-Umm..I-It's uhh...uhh..."Haku Mummbles it out, this time I can't hear it.

"Yowane-san can you speak up I can't hear you"I tell her, she's blushing furiously while trembling, "A-Are you okay Yowane-san?"

"Th-The manga they're asking f-for i-is a he-hentai..."Haku says

That's it, I do a spit take with my cereal on my brother. He twitches and glares at me.

"You little-"I stop him

"I'm sorry..."He smiles and was about to say it's okay...wait for it "I used the wrong liquid for this" I grab my diet coke drink it and did another spit take on him. I then laugh and watched as he struggled to hold back the feeling of strangling me.

"D-Don't strangle me N-Nii-chan, t-this story won't go anywhere if I-I die in the first chapter"I say in between laughs. "So it's a hentai? It's definatly something new but I don't mind working on it"

Haku brightens and began to gain courage and stood up, "T-Thank you so much! T-They need 30 different Hentai's, each with a different plot in three months. I will come over daily to check on you and help you when neede-"

"30 different hentai's!? In 3 month's!? On a newbie hentai Mangaka like Miku!? Isn't that pushing it a little?"Mikuo looked shock as he continued to rub the soda and milk off of his clothes, "I know she knows what a erected penis looks like but do you think she knows what a vagina looks like!?"

Haku blushes and began to shake again.

"Seriously Nii-chan this is why you don't have a girlfriend, learn to be nicer to girls" I tell him, "Me for instants"

"Oh I'm sorry, you were a girl?"He asks while looking at me with a grin, "I didn't notice."

"H-Hatsune-san how do you know what that looks like but you don't know what that looks like? A-Aren't you a girl?"Haku asks me shyly. "Huh? Oh totes I'm a girl, I just have a dick and all" I tell her with out a care in the world, "You know a disco stick?"

"Your cut off from watching Pitch Perfect and listening to Lady Gaga songs when your bored."Mikuo facepalms, "Fat Am-Patricia is to much of an influence on you"

"It's not like I watch them for fun, Rin and Len like to watch them and those two force me in on it."I cross my arms and pout.

"So you don't admit she's funny?"Mikuo raises an eyebrow at me.

"..." I groan "Ugh fine I admit she's funny! I also pair Bechloe~"

"Typical teenage girl"Mikuo facepalms again. "Shut it"

Haku was in the middle of not fainting, "Y-You ha-have T-That!? "

"Yup"I grin, "Wanna see?~" I ask her seductively only to be smacked in the head by Mikuo. "Ow! It's not like I was gonna walk around stark naked Nii-chan!"

"Of course not, if you did that you'd get arreste-...hmmm"I slap him this time, "Ow Okay Okay! I was just kidding!"

"Anyways Onii-chan I don't mind doing this."I tell him "Yowane-san looked despret to find a mangaka to do this job so I want to help her out."

He looks at me and sighs, "Alright but if I see you behind bars for doing something illegal...I'm totally gonna laug-" I slap him again "I was only kidding!"

"Yowane-san, my sister will help listen to your request and help you out-Yowane-san?"Mikuo and I look at the woman curiously as she faints, "Eeeepp! Yowane-san!"

"What now? She fainted..."I gave him a worried look "Will we go to jail for this nii-cha-"

"She fainted, we didn't murder her Miku"He glares at me

"Who said murder? I was talking about rap-"

"Do not finish that sentence, and you know my preferences already so why would I do that to this woman?"He sighs as he lays her comfortably on the couch and placed a blanket on her, "We're gonna have to wait till she wakes up to tell her you'll help out"

"Alright, you stay here and watch her I'm gonna do my...homework"I tell gim slowly

"Bull shit!" He tells me "You never do homework, and if you did do some, it'll only be copied homework or homework you forced me to do for you, now stay here and watch her while I clean the house!"

"Ugh Fine!"I hoped onto the other couch and turned on the TV.

Mikuo walks off, "By the way Nii-chan"

I see his head looking this way, "What?"

"You were Born this way~" I sung as he showed me his middle finger, high and mighty in the air.

"Rude much!" I grin at my actions and watched TV peacefully. I finally thought about the manga and time limit I have, and the part about me being a newbie to this...

'How am I going to do this!?'

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Me:Heheheheheh~~

Luka:...-Facepalm-

Miku:Well this is new

Me:I know right

Luka:When am I coming in?

Me:Maybe next chapter...or never.

Luka:What!?

Me:Now Now Luka-chan~ Who said this was 'NegiToro'? -Grins- for anything Miku could be paired up with Lily-

Lily:Yesh!~~

Me:Or Haku-

Haku:-Mentally cheering-

Me:Or rin-

Rin:Yahooo!

Me:Or anyone else, even Kiku.

Kiku:-Laughs slowlys and evilly while staring at Miku-...Senpai

Miku:-Shivers-

Me:Cross Kiku out

Luka:You asshole! I'm not paired with Miku!?

Me:... Nah Jus' kiddin- -Punched into the air by Luka-

Luka:DIEE!

Me:Oh nice underwear Luka-chan, I can see it every time you move around so muc- -Kicked in the face-

Luka:GO TO HELL YOU PERVERT!

Miku: Bye everyone