Harry Potter and the Followers of Dumbledore
Chapters 1-7
Chapter 1
Harry Potter was at Ron's house living out the summer in joy. That was until ChoChang was eaten by a vampire. Harry mourned her death for about five minutes, then decided to play Quidditch with the Weasleys. As they played, Ron and Harry talked.
"Must be painful." said Ron
"What?" asked Harry
"I mean dying by vampire."
"Yeah"
"Well not as painful as you'll be in a second."
In exactly one second, a bludger hit Harry, and he was knocked out. Ginny tried putting ice on him, but the ice melted so she was just sort of scooping up water and dumping it on him. Harry only woke up in time to get onto the Hogwarts Express. At the train station he happily ran into the magic pole. Except he accidentally ran into the wrong pole and was rewarded with the stares of onlookers.
Chapter 2
On the train Harry sat with Hermione and Ron. He used a lot of wizard money to buy candy, so the 3 of them were feasting away and comparing wizard cards.
"Look," said Ron "I've got Dumbledore the Special Edition"
"What does it say?" asked Hermione
"Headmaster of Hogwarts and blah blah blah." replied Ron
"Blah blah blah? asked Harry
"Yeah…" said Ron
"That's weird"
"Yup"
Suddenly Neville runs into their train compartment, scoops up their candy, and runs away.
"What was that all about?" Harry yelled after Neville
"You could've asked!" shouted Ron
"I did…" said Harry
"I meant Neville," said Ron
Then, Malfoy ran in, scooped up candy, and ran away.
"What is it with these people?" asked Harry
Hermione walks over to him and magics away the "Take my candy" writing on his forehead.
"Oh," said Harry, "I forgot I wrote that there."
Chapter 3
When it was time to change into the uniforms, Harry realized that his was missing, so he wore Nevilles. Later Neville had to buy another one. As they got off the train Hermione told Ron quietly:
"Your socks are not matching"
At that Harry completely freaks out, and gets very angry.
"Nobody ever tells me anything," shrieked Harry, "Why do people always treat me like a child!"
His friends sighed and let him in on the secret, and Harry once more became the care free child we know him as.
Chapter 4
They went inside Hogwarts.
Chapter 6
Chapter 5 left to go on vacation in Hawaii. It sends its best wishes.
Chapter 7
The students all quieted as Dumbledore rose to speak his yearly speech in the dining hall.
"It is going to be a wonderful year," began Dumbledore
"We're getting hungry!" came a voice from the crowd
"We will now listen to ourselves sing the Hogwarts Themem Song" continued Dumbledore, and flinched as the hungry student sent a dung bomb his way.
Later on the sorting hat began to sing.
" I'm an old ratty hat,
And as batty as a bat.
My job is to sort,
And at it I do snort.
Am I really the only one that can see,
Where each child aught to be?
Gryfindor the brave,
Dumb adventures they do crave.
Hufflepuff the puffy,
They like to wear ear muffies.
Ravenclaw the smart,
Or so says the old fart (Dumbledore).
Slytherins are oh so sly,
Why they smell I don't know why."
Someone applauded in an attempt to be polite, but for the most part you just heard the roar of hungry mobs of children.
"Dig in" sighed Dumbledore
Those two words won the largest applause, and everyone dug in.
