-cough cough- Well…here's another one. All my other stories are so depressing and stuff. This one was meant to be funny. So…if it isn't, oh well. Just enjoy it, 'kay?

Warnings: AU…shonen-ai…

Disclaimer: No.

Summary: It's not her fault Kairi's so damn emotional! Geez…now, where to find those boys…

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Misunderstandings

Misunderstandings are so annoying! She just can't figure out why it's all her fault. All she did was say something once. Only once! It wasn't like it was anything big, either. It was a simple question. A simple question that got her in trouble. Her best friend was mad at her for asking it! It was CRAZY! She just couldn't wrap her mind around it…

"So, are you going out with Sora yet?"

Yeah, because that question is so hurtful. Pssh, right. And she was the Queen of Hearts. It was just a question, for Pete's sake! What was so bad about it, anyway? It's not like it was meant to be offensive or anything. It was a simple inquiry into a friends life. That wasn't so bad, was it? She didn't think so.

Obviously, though, everyone else did. At the moment, Tidus was lecturing her about asking personal questions. Especially when said question was directed toward Kairi. And even MORE especially if said question was about Sora.

Apparently Sora was going out with Roxas. Kairi would have gone out with Riku, but he was going out with Demyx. And Axel…? Well, Axel was dating Zexion. But they're both pot-heads, so it really didn't matter. But APPARENTLY that's what upset Kairi so much.

What the hell, man? It was a simple question that required a simple answer. No need to cry over it, gosh. Besides, it's not it was Selphie's fault people never told her things any more. …Okay, maybe it was. But still! People could have told her that Kairi would never have a chance with Sora or Riku, and why on this holy Earth was Tidus still talking to her?

"Um…Tidus, I'd love to stay and hear your life story, but I have some gay porn to tape and upload to the Net. Later!"

With that, Selphie skipped off, completely forgetting about her "Kairi" problem.

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Right. Well…-chokes- Yes…

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-''Rissa