ANNOYING THE ESPADA
I slept over at my friend's house and we got bored so here's the result! Does it make sense? NO! Is it supposed to? NO!
These are the most suicidal and mental ideas our sleep deprived brains could think of. ENJOY!
Co Written with 'Ronnie Kobayashi' and 'Rai Novak' whoopee.
BLEACH IS NOT OURS! nor are any other terms in here.
Chapter 1: Pissing off Yammy
1.) Hide all of his food.
2.) poke him with a flaming stick
3.) put him in a christmas sweater and force him to sing "jingle bells"
4.) Rip off that god damn annoying thing on his head
5.) cover his entire body in duct tape. let him do the rest.
6.) Insinuate that Nnoitora and he had "le sexy time"
7.) survive after doing so
8.) die all of his clothes pink. when he asks you why, say "it matches your personality"
9.) force him to watch every episode of teletubbies ever made.
10.) stab him with a rubber chicken
11.) fill his hollow hole with wet paper towel
12.) wrap every individual thing in his room with wrapping paper. Casually ask if he is feeling the holiday cheer.
13.) Call him anorexic
14.) lock him in a room full of manikins all dressed like him. tape results.
15.) duct tape him to the floor and play the chicken dance on a 48 hour loop. Put on-line
16.) Make this list in the first place! XP
With luck, this is the first of many crack fics centered around pissing off the strongest arrancars. At the end, maybe I'll throw in some mayhem for Aizen, Gin, and Tosen to boot. XD Review and all that nice shits. Peace off.