AS PIGEONS FLY EAST IN THE AFRICAN WIND
One beautiful day at Hogwarts, Fred and George decided to sneak back into the school and have a little… fun. First thing they did was get Ron, Harry, and Hermione in on their plan. Operation 1: Flick off Flitwick. Using combined effort, they managed to force every student in the Slytherin class do it at once, leaving many Slytherins, including Malfoy, with Saturday detention of cleaning out the entire school's bathrooms with nothing except their own bare hands. Fred and George were proud of this scheme. Next on their plan is to switch out all the food the elves had been preparing for the supper that night with disguised products from Weasly's Wizard Wheezes. This went over beautifully, but Hermione disapproved, so they sent her bras sailing in the air above the Great Hall for everyone to see. They were especially proud of this. Fred and George found themselves waking up the next morning on the roof of Hogwarts with their boxers floating in the air, shaping into the word… 'ASSHOLES'….
THE END