A/N: Fic full of scarp. Okay, this fic is basically just a collection of ideas I get but not sure if I should follow. And of course the place where I can satisfy my need to write something completely irrelevant. Like this first chapter is a fluffy fic about Naruto and FEMhaku. If you ask, why I didn't post it with the Medic of Konoha (where this is based on), is because I couldn't finish my next chapter that fast. So that's why I write this here.
A/N: Okay, so you can expect a lot of crazy ideas and fics about… anything but most likely be somehow related to Naruto. So I hope you will enjoy this and remember to review all my fics.
A/N: If anyone has a small idea for a one-shot or so, you can ask me to write it and I will do my best. This fic is all about ideas.
Valentine's Day special!
A/N: Okay, so I wrote this small chapter because my fic is about romance (it should at least) and Valentine 's Day is the most romantic day of the year (in popular culture that is, personally I find more romance in spontaneous moments than on actual dates such as Valentine) and that day is good chance to write some lovey-dovey action. This chapter is AU so it has really nothing to do with the fic itself expect it uses its characters. The pairing in this is Naru/FEM!Haku because even though they are not the pairing in the fic itself, I really thought you deserved to see what it would be if those two actually got together and I repeat: NARU/fem!HAKU PAIRING ONLY INTHIS CHAPTER!!! Next update will continue where we were left on. Thank you and remember to review.
A/N: And I'm sorry, this is short, stupid, plotless chapter which I wrote day before. I've had serious infection of 'fluffy need' in me and I need to get it out my system. Continue reading my 'Medic of Konoha' because this one-shot is based on that.
A/N: Remember, this is based on my fic: Medic of Konoha, meaning if you haven't read that before, you can't really understand what is going on here so I suggest that you go and do that.
CHAPTER BEGING
"MOVE!!! MOVE!!! MOVE!!!" Very scared and panicked voice screamed in the village of Konoha. "Where the hell are those bodyguards of mine when I actually need them!?"
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In another part of the village.
"Clouds sure are nice…"
"Shouldn't we (chump) be doing something (chump)."
"I don't think I care enough…zzz..zzz..zzz…zzz"
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"NARUTO-SAMA!!!" A large group of girls and young women squealed in delight. "PLEASE, ACCEPT MY CHOCOLATE!!!"
"Like hell I will!" He yelled over his shoulder. "I would die from overdoze!"
But the girls didn't care, they just speeded up.
"HELP!!!" Senju Naruto, 13, screamed from top of his lungs and jumped on the nearest rooftop. Of course this only cut his chasers into half, and the half that couldn't jump on rooftops, just followed the streets, best they could. Those who were professional kunoichis saw no problem chasing after him on rooftop. Because only women of the village were chasing after him. Even though, Naruto was quite certain that there were couple okamas in the group as well, which is why he started running even faster.
He sighed in relief when he sighted his target, the Hokage Tower, the place where his mother was working (or acting like working but either making out with her husband or drinking herself senseless). Well, as long as she had some clothes on, it was the safest place in the village right now!
He landed on front of the tower and started running. Only few more steps and…
"Yes! Run to me!" Some random girl appeared out of nowhere and opened her arms for a hug. "Accept my chocolate!"
"I can't believe this!" Naruto screamed.
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"So, any plans for tonight?" Arataro asked from Tsunade as they covered themselves after some special time alone in her office.
"Isn't it usually the man who surprises the woman during Valentines Day?"
"Well, usually men get chocolate from girls I'm still waiting for mine." Arataro smirked.
"Then keep waiting." Tsunade snorted. "I didn't give chocolate when I was teenager and definitely not gonna start now."
"Don't be like that… honeyflower, you promise to give me chocolate, I promise to give you the best valentine of all time…" He leaned closer to kiss her gently when something exploded right outside the tower.
"Wha-
"Ignore it." He said desperately but it was too late, she stood up and walked to the window. He sighed in defeat. "What is it?"
"It seems Naruto has decided to pay us a visit." Tsunade commented while looking down of the tower.
"Where? I don't see him." When he looked up, he saw how Tsunades eye twitched dangerously.
"Only person in the village who could great so much havoc with women of the village." She opened the window and glared down. "WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING STARTING A RIOT LIKE THIS!?!?!?" Her voice bellowed through the crowd, silencing it completely. "It's a Valentine's Day, for god's sake!" She added with calmer voice but still angry.
"That's right!" Arataro joined her suddenly. "How am I supposed get romantic atmosphere in here if you people can't stay quiet even for couple minutes!?"
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"Hey, Shikamaru?"
"What?"
"Is that a flying start?"
He cracked his eyes open. "On broad daylight? Do you hear someone screaming?"
"I just thought I was imagining it (chomp chomp)."
"Anyway, it's troublesome…zzz…zzz…"
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"Now," Tsunade cleared her throat. "I'm going to ask you one more time, what is going on here!?"
Everyone gulped. They had just witnessed how she had sent a man flying high in the air.
"I'm waiting!" She snapped angrily and everyone stepped back. "Well!?"
There was a moment of silence when someone suddenly yelled from the crowd. "We want Naruto-sama to accept our chocolate!"
"YEAH!!!" Everyone repeated in chorus. "But he keeps running away!"
Tsunade pinched the bridge above her nose. "NARUTO!!!"
There was a moment of silence. Then, behind her desk, a blond head raised itself carefully. "Hi, mom."
There was a quiet 'thud' sound and then something came flying through the window, and falling right in the middle of the crowd of women. "GET THE HELL AWAY OF MY TOWER!!!" Tsunade slammed the window shut.
There was a moment of silence when gathered women and girls started at unconscious figure of 'The son' who was lying on the ground.
"KYaah!" They squealed and started throwing their pink wrapped present at him and running away showing the world new shades red. Five minutes later, Haku, Naruto's loyal assistant started walked to the scene and with a sigh started digging him up.
"Those women are mental!" He whimpered as Haku had to carry him back to the compound. "Chasing me like some animal! I can't stand it!"
"You're handling it amazingly, Naruto-sama." She comforted him, like she was supposed to.
"I can't this much longer! I need to get out of here!"
"Of course you do." Haku nodded absentmindedly. She had heard it all before. Sometimes, she thought that Naruto-sama was a broken record and was slowly starting to get tired of his angsting. If this thing would go on, he would dye his hair black and turn into… emo.
"Anyway, what are you doing tonight?"
"Nothing special, I guess. Just stay home and perhaps arrange my books." She shrugged.
"That sounds so boring." Naruto muttered when they finally reached home.
He stood front of their house for a moment. "But considering the option of being raped out there, I just may join you."
"I just don't understand why they are making such a big deal about you. I mean, you're just a guy. Not even that special either."
Naruto stopped
"What is it?"
"I'll make you take that back." He said suddenly.
"What?"
"I will make you see what is 'big' about me." He winked confidently to Hakus blush. Even though few years older, she was still much more experienced. Actually, even most people who suffered from mid-life crisis were 'inexperienced' compared to him.
"Disgusting!" She closed her eyes and ran away.
"Remember! Tonight at eight! I will bring flowers!" He yelled when she slammed the door in front of him.
Haku spent rest of the day gardening. It was a form of mediation for her. What should she do? Had Naruto-sama been serious when he said that? And if he was, should she really go with him? Would it be alright?
She sighed. Naruto-sama… thinking of that blond haired boy who had saved his life… it always brought a smile on her face. He was a good person. Even if not many saw it. He was. And he should always be treated as such. Haku looked at bunch of flowers she had been working on. For so long she had been suppressing these feelings because she knew that it wouldn't work out. It wouldn't be either's fault. It was just how he was. He would have fun, but soon as there would start to turn serious, he would do something to break it off. She knew it. That's why he had never had any relationship in Konoha. Only relationships she had ever heard about were that actress and some girl named 'Suzu', Naruto-samas childhood crush when he had been seven. Other than that, she hadn't even heard of anything more serious than those flings he had here and there.
But for one night… if she could be with him for one night that would be worth it. Long as she would remember to keep herself at safe distance, it couldn't fail… she really wanted to go on this 'date' with Naruto-sama.
That is… if he was serious about inviting her…
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Later that night, Naruto banged the front door and waited it to be open. "Why I had to say this?" He muttered to himself angrily but forcing the most charming smile he could master. "Haku-chan! Are you ready?"
Slowly, the door cracked open and beautifully dressed Haku walked out. "I'm… ready. Naruto-sama."
Naruto smiled. "You look beautiful. Here." He handed over a bunch of flowers. "I picked them up on my way here."
Haku took the white flowers and took a gentle smell. "They're beautiful."
"You're much more than they are." He whispered and offered his hand. "Shall we?"
"Of course." She smiled and took his hand. "Where are we going?"
"To a secret place." He smiled mischievously. "Just wait patiently."
They walked through surrounding woods in comfortable silence. Fireflies were giving their gentle light on their journey. Quietly, Haku leaned closer to him, and leaned her head on his shoulder. "I'm sorry." She whispered.
"For what?"
"Nothing." She answered and closed her eyes. She had stepped over the line. And that would be her downfall… but it was so nice… walking like this… through woods, alone like they were the only people in the world.
Naruto couldn't help but gulp when Haku leaned closer. She smelled nice… "We're here." He muttered gently when Haku opened her eyes. It was a waterfall, in a middle of a forest. "Do you like it?"
"It's beautiful. How did you…"
"I made it." Naruto smirked proudly. "I used my Mokuton ability to raise the earth and then made the waterfall. I'm glad you like it."
It was so magical just like a paradise, made just for her. "Thank you."
Suddenly, he grabbed her into his arms and leaped on top. "Let's stay here… for a while." He smiled and gently placed her next to the pond, from where water fell down. They lied next to each other, surrounded by the nightlife. They didn't talk. They didn't need to.
"Naruto-sama… please forgive me."
Narutos ears perked up for this. "What? That's the second time you apologize and I don't know for what."
"Because of this." She whispered and quickly kissed him onto to the lips. "I love you."
After a while, stunned Naruto got his control back and sighed. "Now you did it… ttebayo."
Haku started crying softly. "I didn't want to say it… but then you brought me here… treated me like a princess… it was all so nice… I couldn't help myself." She crushed in his lap. "I love you, Naruto-sama! And not like those bitches who run after 'the son' but the way that I know that you don't like broccoli or radishes. You love strawberries and black tea. I know that when you lie, you rub your nose quickly. I love you too much. I'm so sorry."
Naruto patted her head gently. "It's okay… I guess."
"No it's not! You will turn away now! I you abandon me like you've always do! You can't handle closeness! I don't want this to end but I know it will! So, please, please, let me be with you at least this one night. Please!"
"Haku… when I can't say the thing you want me to say, I can tell you that I'm not going to just abandon you. You're important person to me, and the only person outside the family that I can really trust at all. I'm not foolish enough to throw that away just because you said something like that." He snorted. "And by the way, I you're expecting me to push you aside saying something like 'it's not fair to you to be so close to me while I jump on other girls' speech, you can stop waiting. I'm one selfish bastard, and I'm not going to give any of my girls away. No matter how much someone might wish it." He raised her head to face his own. "You're mine and I'm not giving you away. So deal with it." He smirked and kissed him on the lips.
That night, they lied there, kissing each other, until they fell asleep on top of each other. It might have been just one night, but that night, Haku and Naruto were together.
CHAPTER END
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