Authors Note: Here is the first part of the three shot about Jacob Black and Draco Malfoy. If you have read it before it's because my bestest friend started it but then gave me all of her stories. She is very busy so cant exactly work on her stories.
Warnings: Slash and mentions of things.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Harry Potter.
"Mutt where are you?" That would be one angry Draco Malfoy walking into the house yelling for his wonderful yet terribly trouble-making boyfriend Jacob Black. He stood by the front door, door still open, waiting for him. After a few moments Jacob still didn't meet him at the door so he yelled, "If you don t get here in five seconds no sex for five years."
Before he even finished the sentence one Jacob Black was standing infront of him. "You wouldn't."
"You know I would, remember Christmas."
Jacob shook the thought of Christmas out of his mind and said, "Right, so Honey what did you need." Good he still knows who is in charge here.
"Well Mutt Darling I just had a nice little talk with Leah. Do you want to know what it was about?" He asked with a sweet and innocent voice, which anybody who knows him knows it means run and run as fast as you can.
"I wouldn t want to barge in on a private conversation." Jacob said trying to get himself out of the sitiuation. I mean nobody wants an angry Malfoy.
"Oh I insist you hear it."
"Okay so what did you two talk about?" Jacob asked looking a little bit scared, but hey he knows when a battle is lost. And besides the sooner he gets in trouble the sooner he can get out of it.
"Oh you know just this and that. It was mainly about you and me. You know how we are doing, hows our sex life, why I like a stupid mutt who doesn t even know where England is on a map, what you said about me at your birthday party last week, oh and whether or not green works on me. I myself believe it totally does but maybe that s just me. But that s not what got my attention. Do you know what did though?"
One thought went through Jacob Black at that moment. Damn he knows what I said about him, that traitor.
"No but I believe you look fantastic in green."