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Scene opens on bridge, and they are in combat
Worf: Sir! The Vorinians are lowering their shields!
Riker: What?
Picard: Hold your fire!
Pause
Picard: Hail them.
Geordi: Sir! Our shields are going down!
Riker: Override the command!
Geordi: I can't, sir! It's like the computer is doing it!
Picard: Why would they-
Picard is energized off the bridge
There is a silence, broken by a beeping
Random Ensign: They are responding to our hail, sir.
Riker: Open a frequency.
There is an ugly alien on the screen, another holding Picard at phaser point
Ugly alien 1: Commander Riker! How very good to see you.
Riker: Why have you taken our Captain hostage???
Ugly alien 1: We haven't taken him hostage, commander... or should I say captain?
Ugly alien 2 fires, killing the captain
Deanna: No!
Worf: They are firing torpedos, impact in 2 seconds!
Riker: Brace yourself!
The ship is rocked violently, and a panel blows out, alarms blare
Riker: Damage report!
Worf: Hull breaches on decks 2 and 4!
Riker: Get on those repairs Geordi!
Geordi leaves through the turbolift, after exchanging a glance with Riker
Data: The Vorinians are going to warp.
Riker: Can we follow them?
Data: No. Our starboard nacell took a hit in the attack.
Deanna: Will... the captain...
Riker sits in his chair, then suddenly gets up
Riker: Data! What is the stardate?
Data: It is currently 03.25.24
Riker: Season finalle is two months away!
Data: Yes... we are curretly 10 minutes into the show. Records indicate the captain has always been returned in the last 5 minutes.
Deanna: So all we need to do is wait?
Everyone on te bridge relaxes. Riker gets up and tugs his shirt down, then looks at his watch
Riker: Commander Data, you have the bridge. Deanna, would you join me for a drink?
Music plays "dun dun dun..." and go to intro, commercial
Deanna and Riker drink & flirt
Commericial
Data sits on the bridge and stares at the viewscreen
Commercial
Ensign vacuums quarters
Commercial
Riker and Deanna come back to bridge, slightly drunk, laughing.
Riker: Have we heard any word from the Vorinians?
Data: Not yet sir.
Ensign: Commander Riker, a shuttle is hailing us.
Riker: On screen.
Picard is on the screen, holding some dying babe
Picard: Why didn't you come after me??
Riker: We assumed you would come back... you always do.
Picard: If you'd come in time Korisha wouldn't be dead!!!
Data: Sir, judging from the shows in the past, she would be dead anyway. No woman you love has ever lived or been able to remain at your side.
Picard looks really bummed
Data: I am sorry sir, it is a fact of the universe we live in. If you ever were to fall in love with someone, you might quit your command and the show would have to end, or would lose some of its integretity, leading to a drop in ratings-
Riker: Enough, Mister Data. Geordi, how are those repairs coming?
Geordi: We should have warp capability now.
Riker: Very good. Beam Picard aboard and set in a course for the nearest starbase. Engage.
The ship starts moving really fast, and music begins to play, but there is no white flash.
Riker: All stop!
Everyone looks at him.
Riker: Geordi, why don't we have the white-flashy-thing capability?
Geordi: Sorry sir. Online now.
Riker: Good. Now... [music begins] Engage!
Credits
Scene opens on bridge, and they are in combat
Worf: Sir! The Vorinians are lowering their shields!
Riker: What?
Picard: Hold your fire!
Pause
Picard: Hail them.
Geordi: Sir! Our shields are going down!
Riker: Override the command!
Geordi: I can't, sir! It's like the computer is doing it!
Picard: Why would they-
Picard is energized off the bridge
There is a silence, broken by a beeping
Random Ensign: They are responding to our hail, sir.
Riker: Open a frequency.
There is an ugly alien on the screen, another holding Picard at phaser point
Ugly alien 1: Commander Riker! How very good to see you.
Riker: Why have you taken our Captain hostage???
Ugly alien 1: We haven't taken him hostage, commander... or should I say captain?
Ugly alien 2 fires, killing the captain
Deanna: No!
Worf: They are firing torpedos, impact in 2 seconds!
Riker: Brace yourself!
The ship is rocked violently, and a panel blows out, alarms blare
Riker: Damage report!
Worf: Hull breaches on decks 2 and 4!
Riker: Get on those repairs Geordi!
Geordi leaves through the turbolift, after exchanging a glance with Riker
Data: The Vorinians are going to warp.
Riker: Can we follow them?
Data: No. Our starboard nacell took a hit in the attack.
Deanna: Will... the captain...
Riker sits in his chair, then suddenly gets up
Riker: Data! What is the stardate?
Data: It is currently 03.25.24
Riker: Season finalle is two months away!
Data: Yes... we are curretly 10 minutes into the show. Records indicate the captain has always been returned in the last 5 minutes.
Deanna: So all we need to do is wait?
Everyone on te bridge relaxes. Riker gets up and tugs his shirt down, then looks at his watch
Riker: Commander Data, you have the bridge. Deanna, would you join me for a drink?
Music plays "dun dun dun..." and go to intro, commercial
Deanna and Riker drink & flirt
Commericial
Data sits on the bridge and stares at the viewscreen
Commercial
Ensign vacuums quarters
Commercial
Riker and Deanna come back to bridge, slightly drunk, laughing.
Riker: Have we heard any word from the Vorinians?
Data: Not yet sir.
Ensign: Commander Riker, a shuttle is hailing us.
Riker: On screen.
Picard is on the screen, holding some dying babe
Picard: Why didn't you come after me??
Riker: We assumed you would come back... you always do.
Picard: If you'd come in time Korisha wouldn't be dead!!!
Data: Sir, judging from the shows in the past, she would be dead anyway. No woman you love has ever lived or been able to remain at your side.
Picard looks really bummed
Data: I am sorry sir, it is a fact of the universe we live in. If you ever were to fall in love with someone, you might quit your command and the show would have to end, or would lose some of its integretity, leading to a drop in ratings-
Riker: Enough, Mister Data. Geordi, how are those repairs coming?
Geordi: We should have warp capability now.
Riker: Very good. Beam Picard aboard and set in a course for the nearest starbase. Engage.
The ship starts moving really fast, and music begins to play, but there is no white flash.
Riker: All stop!
Everyone looks at him.
Riker: Geordi, why don't we have the white-flashy-thing capability?
Geordi: Sorry sir. Online now.
Riker: Good. Now... [music begins] Engage!
Credits