Me ish mish note: no I don't own yu-gi-oh.or do I..

Joey, Tea and Kaiba are at Yami's house when the notice that Yami's missing.

Joey: did any of you notice that Yami's missing?

Tea: -friendship speech-

Kaiba: Smacks Tea "shut up dumbass."

Joey: lets go look for Yami now!

--after looking for 1 hour---they decide to look in the bathroom.

Yami: AHHH! What are you guys doing!

Everyone: What are you doing!

Yami: -hides behind shower curtain- Nothing!

Tea: Yami? Can I join you!?

Yami: NO NO GET AWAY!

-Joey closes the slams the door by accident-

Kaiba: AHH! What did you just do!?

Joey: Uh..opps?

-Yami runs and tries to open the door- NOO WE'RE LOCKED IN!

Tea: hmm..I don't mind that -stares at Yami

Kaiba: Damn I can't stand this anymore -grabs Tea-

Tea: Let go of me you slender legged hott guy! I HATE YOU!

Kaiba: I hate you!!-sticks her head in the toilet and flushes 10 times-

-Tea stops moving-

Kaiba: There I did it.

-Everyone goes over to hug Kaiba-

Kaiba: can..t .breathee.-cough-

Joey: So Yami..what were you doing??

Yami: I dunno. Talking to my..uh..

Joey: O_o your what?..

Yami: SO!..how are we gonna get out of here!?

Kaiba: I have to go to the bathroom!!My stomach hurts!

Joey: -___-U

Yami: -pokes at Tea- I think she's starting to decay..

Kaiba: According to my calculations, an organism does not decay until after 49 hours..It has only been..-looks at scientific watch- 20 minutes..I really have to go to the bathroom!

Joey: Just let him go!!!

Yami: Fine..eww

-Kaiba goes and tries to flush-

Kaiba: AHH! THE FLUSHER DOES'T WORK!

-Yami takes a look inside and squeals-

Yami: EEK! Why is your pee red!?

Kaiba: I'm having my uhm.time of the month..

Joey: O_O-faints-

..2 hours later...

Yami wakes up from a noise

Joey: Santa clause? Is that really you!? -reaches up and touches Yami-

Yami: EEEEK! I just got this dry cleaned!-jumps away- Hey look! It's my cellphone!

Kaiba: gr...we were hear for 2 hours and 30 minutes and you didn't know you had a cellphone!?

Yami: I did! It's just that I didn't want to waste the precious batteries.!

....Yami is now in the bathroom.. with Tea...decaying also..