Disclaimer: Most of this is based on J.R.R. Tolkien's work- almost all the characters, places, etc. are all J.R.R. Tolkien's. Basically, Lord of the Rings is not mine *sigh* neither is Legolas *sob* none of it is mine- except for a rare few characters, namely Calwaiel and Canyaiel (and some others).

Author's Note: Please no flames only- constructive criticism, though you probably wouldn't stop even if I asked, so I suppose its all wasted breath, what are you waiting for? Read the story and review! *thank you for reading*

Oh, and if anyone has a better title for this story- feel free to leave me one!

By the way, I'm not making any money on this or anything like that- strictly for entertainment purposes *mwahaha* [don't know where that came from.]