A/N: Okay, okay! I'm sorry I haven't posted anything in eons. Sorry. o.o But anyway, this was brought on by my calculator wobbling and making this terrible clacking noise every time I pushed a button. Therefore math homework today was a downright pain in the you-know-what. Anyway, um...try to enjoy!


Do you wanna be a good calculator?

C'mon, don't make me wait

I barely use you anymore,

It's all your fault

I don't know where you got the nerve!

You used to be a good calculator

And now you're not

I wish you would tell me why

Do you wanna be a good calculator?

I really wish you were a good calculator…

Wobble, wobble.

Okay, fine.

Do you wanna be a good calculator?

I really wish that you had ears

I think that some math is overdue,

I've started using one

Of my friend's spares!

(Just this once, Brianna!)

It gets a little annoying

I'm not sure that

She likes me anymore

[mockingly] Click-clack, click-clack, click-clack

Calculator?

Yep, I know you're still there

Well, I'm sorry it took so long

I really wish you'd just stop the noise

I miss your fancy buttons

Just please be quiet

Do you wanna be a good calculator?