Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.

A/N: Sequel to "Usopp's Gun". It won't really make sense if you haven't read it. Nami fans may not like.

When Target Practice Goes Wrong

"Awesome, Usopp!"

Ping!

"Do it again! Again!"

Ping!

"So cool!"

Ping! Ping!

One by one, cans fell under the power of Usopp's ultimate weapon.

Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping!

"Keep it down you idiots! I can't concentrate on my map with all the noise you guys are making! Usopp, what are you…?"

Usopp, who was startled by Nami, turned around.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"What happened? What happen to Nami-san?" demanded Sanji rushing out of the kitchen.

"Usopp, he…he *sniff* "cried the doctor with tears in his eyes.

"What did he do Chopper?"

"He shot Nami."

"WHAT! I'M GOING TO KILL THAT BASTARD! HOW DARE HE HURT NAMI-SAN!"

Sanji was running off to find Usopp when he tripped on a DEAD BODY! Not. It was just the Marimo.

"Hey, shitty swordsman. Where's Usopp?"

When the swordsman lifted his face up to meet the cook's gaze, what he saw shocked him. The damn Marimo had tears streaking down his face. His eyes were puffy and bloodshot. If Zoro was in such a state, that must mean that Nami was really injured. Maybe even dead!

The blond put a comforting hand on his crewmate's shoulder. "Don't worry, Nami will be fine. Chopper will take care of it. Everything will be-"

"WAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAH!"

Sanji was momentarily shocked by his friend's reaction. But, he quickly snapped out of it.

"WHAT THE HELL MARIMO! WHAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY!"

USOPP PEED ON NAMI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH! Damn …can't breathe …. HAHAHAHAHA!"

Sanji calmly walked back to the galley leaving a hyperventilating, confused swordsman on the deck.

UUUUUUSOPP! I'M GOING TO CASTRATE YOU!", screamed a flaming Sanji charging out of the kitchen with ten cooking knives in each hand.

"No! You cooked with those," protested Zoro who had finally recovered from his laughing fit. "I'll do it!" insisted Zoro picking up his swords.

After much arguing on who would do it, they finally decided to turn it into a contest.

So, Usopp, Hero of Ishlam, spent the whole day hiding from his two insane crewmates. As for Nami, she was trying to decide on how much she should increase Usopp's debt by. So ends another normal day for the Straw-hat Pirates.

Thanks for reading. Please review. And in case you're wondering, I'm not a Nami-hater. I just thought it would be funny.