Hey people. I've only recently started to love the couple Candy so I wrote this. I tried to keep everyone in character, especially Cartman. And I think I did a pretty good job so far. By the way they are like 13 in this and they are in 2nd year. Just so you know.

So anyway I hope you like this. R&R please =)

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It was Thursday, September 1st, the day when everyone's summer holidays were over and they all had to return to school. Everyone greeted their friends in delight as they entered the school.

"Kyle!" cried a familiar voice.

Kyle, who was talking to Kenny, swung around to see Stan running towards them.

"Dude!" he cried back and they gave each other a quick hug.

"Dudes, that looks so gay," teased Kenny chuckling.

Stan patted Kenny on the back. "Good to see you too, Kenny," he said laughing.

"Stan!" cried a familiar female voice.

The three boys all turned and saw Wendy running up to them.

"Wendy!" cried Stan in delight. She ran faster and threw her arms around him, hugging him tightly. He hugged her back. "I missed you so much, Wendy."

"I missed you too, Stan," she answered and she kissed his lips.

Stan sighed happily. "I so missed what that felt like," he accidentally said out loud. Wendy giggled. His eyes widened. "Did I just say that out loud?"

They nodded. Stan blushed. "Oh."

They laughed and he joined in.

"Hey, fags," greeted a very familiar and irritating voice. Wendy, Stan and Kenny reluctantly turned around and, to their expectation; Cartman stood there, a smirk on his face. "What's up? D'ya miss me?"

They stared at him in disbelief, not knowing how he could think that they missed him.

Wendy laughed. "Oh yeah, like we missed you, Cartman," she said sarcastically.

He frowned angrily. "Shut the fuck up, bitch! I bet way more people missed me than you! Right, guys?"

Stan, Kyle and Kenny all shook their heads.

"No we missed Wendy way more than you, fat ass," answered Kyle.

Cartman glared at him. "Yeah well no one missed you, you fuckin' Jew!"

"Yeah, loads of people told me they missed me," answered Kyle, grinning. "How many people told you they missed you, Cartman?"

Cartman frowned angrily but went quiet and it was clear that no one told him they missed him. He stared at the ground, either offended or had nothing to say.

Kyle, being so sympathetic, felt a bit guilty. "Hey dude, I was just kidding. Cartman?"

Cartman gave him another glare and then stomped off without a word.

"Hey, I missed you, dude!" Stan called after him, though of course he was lying.

"Yeah right!" Cartman cried back and kept walking.

"What's with him today?" asked Wendy.

Stan shrugged. "Puberty probably."

Kyle nodded in agreement and Kenny laughed.

The school bell soon rang, which meant the first class was starting.

"I'm in Maths now," said Stan.

"I'm in PE," added Kyle.

"English," mumbled Kenny.

"Science," said Wendy, disappointment in her voice. "None of us have class together now. Aww! So I guess I'll see you guys later. Bye."

She gave Stan a quick kiss on the cheek and waved to the other two. And then she walked away towards the science lab.

When she got there she saw everyone was already there and in their seats. She scanned the room, seeing who was in her Science class this year. She groaned to herself when she saw Cartman was in her science this year. Then she groaned again when she noticed that the only available seat was the empty seat beside Cartman.

"No way am I sitting anywhere near Cartman," she said in her mind.

"Um, miss?"

Their science teacher Ms. Kearney turned to her. "Yes, Wendy."

"I've nowhere to sit," she replied, pretending not to see the empty seat beside Cartman.

Ms. Kearney scanned the room and immediately spotted the empty seat. "Well there's a seat right there beside Eric. Go sit there."

Wendy sighed and strolled over to the seat. She reluctantly sat down beside him.

"S'up, ho?" he said as she took out her science books.

She ignored him and looked at the teacher at the top of the class.

"Well class, welcome back," said Ms. Kearney smiling. "I hope you all had a good summer. Now what I'm going to do first is assign your lab partners for the year." She took a pause as she looked at everyone in the room. "I think this year your lab partner will be the person sitting next to you."

Wendy's eyes widened and her mouth hung open. Cartman did the same.

"What!" they cried simultaneously.

Ms. Kearney glanced at them and sighed impatiently. "Whoever you sit beside will be your lab partner for the year," she explained very slowly as if they didn't understand.

"Don't repeat it!" cried Wendy.

"The hell! I'm not working with that bitch!" exclaimed Cartman pointing at Wendy beside him.

"And I'm not working with that fat asshole!" added Wendy pointing back at him.

"Wendy! Eric! Don't say that filthy language in my classroom!" snapped Ms. Kearney.

"Ok," replied Cartman getting up from his chair. The whole class watched him in confusion as he just walked out of the classroom, leaving the door wide open behind him. "I'm not working with that bitch Wendy!" he cried.

The whole class laughed, except for Wendy.

"Eric, stop that nonsense! And don't say that word again," said Ms. Kearney impatiently.

"But I'm not in your classroom so I can say what the fuck I want out here," he answered smirking.

The class laughed again, this time Wendy giggled too.

"Eric, get in here now!" shouted Ms. Kearney furiously.

Cartman walked back in and sat back down beside Wendy.

"Now," began Ms. Kearney, trying to calm herself down. "You'll all be lab partners with the person next to you, no complaining. You will only change lab partners if I say you can, is that clear?"

The whole class nodded except for Wendy and Cartman who both scowled in objection. Ms. Kearney ignored them and started the class.

By the end of class Ms. Kearney told the class that they had to write out a list of ideas for future science projects with their lab partner. "It is due for Monday so don't forget! And I want a list of at least six ideas from each pair," she said.

Cartman groaned in objection. Then the school bell rang and everyone rushed out of the classroom.

"Homework on the first day! That's bull crap! That teacher is a fuckin' bitch!" cried Cartman to a boy in their class named Clyde.

"Yeah I know," replied Clyde. "Nobody in school likes her."

"I know, right?" added Cartman. "So anyway I got German next. What you got?"

"Home Ec," replied Clyde, checking his timetable.

"Pft, you chose Home Ec for an option class!" said Cartman smirking. "You're such a fag, dude."

Clyde frowned and walked away without a word. Cartman raised an eyebrow. "Fine! Just walk away, Clyde! You fag!" he called after him.

He then noticed Wendy watching him and listening to their conversation and he glared at her. "The fuck you lookin at, bitch?"

Wendy looked away, not in the mood to start an argument. She walked to her next class, which was Maths. She was relieved that Cartman wasn't in her Maths class.

After Maths she had Music. She strolled along to the music room and walked right in. She found out Cartman was in her Music class this year too! She felt like screaming. Ms. Donnelly, their music teacher, assigned everyone's seats. Wendy was two seats away from Cartman, which wasn't too bad.

Ms. Donnelly told them that there was going to be a school musical this year, near Christmas. So she wanted the whole class to pick any song they wanted and sing it in front of the class, so she could have an idea on who should play the lead roles and stuff. This was due for Tuesday. Wendy smiled. She liked this sort of homework. She didn't actually think of it as 'work.' It sounded too fun to be called 'work.'

"You can either do this alone or with someone else," added Ms. Donnelly.

Wendy glanced around the room. There wasn't really anyone she wanted to do it with. She didn't know many people in this class except for Cartman, Butters and a few others. But none of them were really good friends with her.

She thought of a song she could do but she had no idea. There were too many songs in the world that she loved! The school bell soon rang again and Wendy walked to her next class.

By the end of the school day Wendy found out that Cartman was also in her SPHE and Art classes, as well as her Science and Music. She was so pissed off as she had to sit beside him in both Science and Art! Just her fuckin' luck! She was doomed! She didn't know how she was going to survive in those classes for the rest of the year!

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Hey again. I hope you liked this chapter. Well I have to admit it wasn't that interesting but the later chapters will be better =)

Chapter 2 will be up soon. R&R!